"What can I do for ya'll?"
asks the attendant.

"Fill `er up with high test,"
replies the driver.

While the attendant is filling
up the tank, he's looking the car
up and down.

"What kinda car is this?" he
asks. "I never seen one
like it before."

"Well," responds the driver,
his chest swelling up with pride,
"this, my boy, is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille."

"What all's it got in it?"
asks the attendant.

"Well," says the driver, "it
has everything. It's loaded
with power steering, power
seats, power sun roof, power
mirrors, AM/FM radio with
a 10 deck CD player in the
trunk with 100 watts per channel,
8 speaker stereo, rack
and pinion steering, disk
brakes all around,leather
interior, digital instrument
package, and best of all,
a 8.8 liter V12 engine."

"Wow," says the attendant,
"that's really something!"

"How much do I owe you for the
gasoline?" asks the driver.

"That'll be $30.17," says
the attendant.

The driver pulls out his money
clip and peels off a $20
and a $10. He goes into his
other pocket and pulls out
a handful of change. Mixed
up with the change are a
few golf tees.

"What are those little wooden
things?" asks the attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on
when I drive," says the driver.

"Wow," says the attendant,
"those Cadillac people think of everything!"