Also Starring:
Karen VanRaden as Langly
David Hoyle as Frohike
Michael Bishop as Byers
Also Also Starring:
Gina Mitchell as Mrs. Samantha Mitchell
The Script
(more or less)
X-Files: Fake the Future
Written in One Day by Ashlan Cabanilla and Kate England.
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February 29
Exact time and place unknown.
Alien Surgeon operating on Alien Guy. Alien Guy has mark on forehead-zoom in. Mark says "Cut along Dotted Line" We see alien Surgeon holding a knife.
AS: The FBI will never know.
One side of AG’s head is bloody-blood is green.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
UFO flies across screen, falls to ground. Puff of smoke, Alien Guy
appears. He pulls out a communication makes noises, and in subtitle, we
see he is saying,
AG: I have arrived in sector 1350. (Twists knob on throat) This body
suits me well, but this air is difficult to breathe. (Takes out inhaler,
takes two puffs) Proceeding with plan "analyze and conquer."
CUT
Opening: show X-files logo, UFO picture, black light writing, electrostatic generator, (or do we want lava lamp?) "Scream", Paranormal Activity, (all off TV) turn to badges, zoom in on Mulder’s, writing- "Starring Keon Parandvash" tape "walk down hall" show Scully badge writing-"Kate England" tape Kate/Keon in door w/flashlights. White falling guy w/hand off TV "Created By and end off TV
FBI Headquarters
Washington D.C.
10:00 a.m.
Scully is sitting at Mulder’s desk- playing with something, feet on desk, obviously bored. Mulder walks in.
M: You’re bored, aren’t you?
S: Such a scientific observation for you, Mulder.
M: Very funny. We have an interview with a Mrs. Samantha Mitchell today. She claims to have alien implants in head, little metal pieces that showed up on an X-ray.
S: Have you ever heard of fillings, Mulder?
M: You don’t find fillings in your sinus cavities. (Looks at clock) We’re supposed to be there in 15 minutes. Come on. (Scully gets up, takes coat form where she dropped it, puts it on, and the two walk out.
CUT TO CAR
Mulder is driving- Scully has map and is turning it around. Mulder looks over.
M: Scully, I know where we’re going.
S: Better safe than sorry! (Takes map down, looks
Out window.) Mulder, we’re not moving.
M: This is a very underfunded movie.
CUT
Mitchell Residence,
11:52 A.M.
Car is parked on street. M&S get out, walk up to hose, S rings doorbell. Mrs. Mitchell opens door, dressed in loud obnoxious outfit. Her face and arms are covered in glitter.
S: Mrs. Mitchell?
Mrs. M: (warily) yes.
S: Special Agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder. We’re here from the FBI. (Show badges)
Mrs. M: Oh! I’ve been expecting you! Come on in and sit down, make yourselves comfortable. I’ll just go tell the kids to turn the volume on the TV down.
M: (under breath, as sitting down.) Fruitcake. (Mrs. M disappears and then reappears.)
Mrs. M: Now, what were you two here about?
M: We’re here to talk to you about your alien abductions.
Mrs. M: All 506,210 of them?
S: No, just the most recent one.
Mrs. M: I was just minding my own business, weeding my garden, when there was this bright light. Then I saw all these figures. When I got a better look, I realized that they must be aliens. For some reason, I seem to remember they looked like Fabio. I remember them having a little drill like thing. It was coming down towards my face, and then I woke up out in a cornfield somewhere, and had to hitchhike home.
S: Do you have any proof of these implants?
Mrs. M: Proof?
S: We heard you have x-rays where you can see these implants.
Mrs. M: Oh, the x-rays.
S: May we see them?
Mrs. M: Oh, absolutely. Let me just go get them. (She leaves)
M: (warily) I have the feeling we’re being watched.
See TV, then PULL OUT, and see people watching TV then see AG outside window looking in.
Mrs. M: (returns with big envelope) here are the x-rays.
S: (takes one x-ray out, holds it to light) May we take these with us?
Mrs. M: Certainly. Whatever you’d like. (Scully puts X-ray back in envelope.)
M: Thank you for your time, Mrs. Mitchell. We may be in contact with
you again. (S & M leave, Mrs. M. is standing at door, we see
Michael come in window with big knife. See Mrs. M turn around, eyes widen,
she screams, CUT)
Offices of "The Lone Gunman"
12:36 P.M.
(Agents S&M walk in. Langly is tapping away on keyboard, Frohike is playing with computer board, and Byers is looking over Langly’s shoulder.)
M: Knock, Knock. (Knocks on open door, then opens it. S & M walk in.
F: (to self) If only I could get her phone number..
L: (stands) So, Mulder, what UFO fragment did you bring us today?
M: We want you to examine these X-rays. (Scully hands them to him and he takes them out and gives them to Byers.) Is there any way these could have been faked?
F: Run ‘em through the computer. (Byers hands them to Langly, who clicks around.)
L: I knew the electro-analytical program would come in handy. (Pictures scans onto computer screen. Gunmen look at it.)
B: This is definitely the real thing.
L: (quietly.) My nose itches. (Scully’s phone rings, she takes I out of her pocket and turns it on.)
S: Scully.
OW: (over phone) This is Officer Wilkins. Were you and Mulder just at the house of a Mrs. Samantha Mitchell?
S: Yes, we were investigating her alien abduction story.
OW: We got a call about thirty minutes ago. We got here as soon as we could, but I’m afraid she’s been murdered. We’d like to have you and Mulder here as soon as possible.
S: Of course. (Hangs up.) Mulder, Mrs. Michell’s been murdered. They want us to come investigate.
M: (on way out) Thanks, guys.
F: (under breath, watching agents leave.) That Scully is so tasty. (Turns back to look at the screen (camera does behind-screen shot)
B: See anything?
L: Nope.
CUT
Mitchell Residence
1:00 P.M.
(Door to house is open; lace is crawling with cops. Office Wilkins greets S & M)
OW: Glad you could come back.
M: (sarcastically) Our pleasure.
S: Where’s the body? (OW points her towards body. S leaves, kneels, raises sheet over M’s head; we see greenish blue blood. S lowers the sheet.
M: What do you think happened?
OW: We’re not sure yet. We think it was a murder, but we haven’t completely ruled out suicide yet.
S: (walks up to M & OW) Mulder, can I talk to you?
M: Excuse us, officer. (Officer shrugs, leaves off to talk to OS) What, Scully?
S: Mulder, this lady is definitely not human. Her blood is gray, and rigor mortis hasn’t even started to set in yet. If she’s really been dead for half an hour, she should be getting stiff. I want to do an autopsy on the body. There could be more.
M: Scully, there’s one thing I’m sure of now. The truth is out there. The keys are in the car, the car is in the garage, the garage door opener is next to the keys, and the garage door is locked. We need to get the garage door opener to open the garage door to get the keys to open the car door to get to the truth.
S: Mulder, you’re crazy.
M: There may be a few problems with my plan, but it will work.
S: Mulder- (breaks off as she sees AG around corner of house.)- Turn around, slowly. (Mulder turns)
M: Hey, sir did you see what happened here? How did the lady get killed?
(AG turns and runs. S & M follow, pulling out guns. Mulder shoots
at AG, misses. Scully shoots, hits in back. AG looks back, then keeps running.
We see a UFO take off. Officer Smitty hears the noise made by the UFO and
turns)
OS: Oh my God! (Shoots at UFO, misses, faints)
CUT
Filler Memorial Hospital
Feb 29, 3:00 P.M.
(Scully doing autopsy.)
S: (into tape recorder) Name: Samantha Mitchell. Means of death: Knife wound to brain. This is very strange. Her blood seems to be gray-blue, and extremely viscous. I’ve never seen anything like this before. Internal organs all seem to be intact, in place... no, wait, what is this? (Pulls alien thing out of body) This is strange.
"TO BE CONTINUED"
END CREDITS
Executive Producer
Kate England
Cast:
Langly
Karen VanRaden
Byers
Michael Bishop
Frohike
David Hoyle
Samantha Mitchell
Gina Mitchell
Alien Guy
Michael Bishop
Officer Smitty
Andrew Johansen
Costumes By Goodwill
Camera Work by Karen VanRaden, David Hoyle and Kate England.
Best Boy
Marcy England
Special Effects
Blood (Karo syrup with green food coloring)
Marcy England
Cell Phone Sound Effects
Marcy England
Fade Ins
Richard England
Filmed Entirely On Location in Beaverton, Oregon
Props By the England Family
No Aliens Were Harmed In The Making Of This Film
NineFourteen Productions
"We Made This!"