Hello! You must be the one who contacted me about acquiring a Samantha Mulder Clone.
As you can see, conditions here are sterile, cleaner than an Intel clean room, and
all of our workers have been screened for mental stability. Most of them are out-of-work
'shippers, regarded highly in the 'shippy world. Over there are the cloning vats, we have 14
that are working at one time, and over there are our spares..... Hey! CSM alert! Security!
We need Security!!! Oh, good. There's our world famous securtiy team, and oh, here, right
behind them is the CSM Cleanup Team, to dust away any ashed or dust he might have brought in.
Even the tiniest spek of dust can damage a clone into thinking it needs to be abducted.
Please, come on in to the Ordering Room and fill out this form. Hand it to the nice
lady in the purple clean suit over there behind the desk, and the clone review board will
look it over and see if you'll make a good clone parent. If you are accepted, your clone should be
ready within a week, complete with certificate of authenticity.
