Reasons Scully Kicks A$$!

1. She keeps up with the guys and usually outruns 'em.
2. She was cryogenically frozen but came back to kick some  sorry government hiney!
3. She puts up with Mulder's incredibly weird theories.
4. She can run with three-inch high heels on.
5. Two words: trench coat.
6. She's willing to get up to her eyeballs in alien goo.
7. She can slap Mulder around.
8. Two more words: cell phone
9. Awesome haircut.
10. She can shoot better than the guys!
11. Looks damn good as an action figure.
12. She’s saved Mulder's butt more than once.
13. Three words: little eyebrow thingy.
14. People don't suspect her until it's too late.
15. She puts up with all of Mulder's old girlfriends.
16. Waxes poetic better than Mulder does. (Redux 1 and 2)
17. Redheads have more fun
18. Doesn't let hormones take over.
19. Looks better in a hospital gown than Mulder does.
20. Can be shot, frozen, slapped, abducted and never dies.
21. Gets the better lines. (click me!)
22. Kickass middle name (Katherine)
23. We know who her father is. (was?)
24. Short people rock. (hey, I'm only 5'3")
25. Likes dogs
26. Doesn't go after people named "Bambi"
27. Put up with Gibson Praise.
28. She KNOWS what happened to her sister
29. Gets to do autopsies on all kinds of things.
30. Rubber gloves are fun.
31. Doesn't get romantically involved with police contacts.
32. Gets to play with all that fun doctor stuff.
33. Looks better soaking wet than Mulder does.
34. Doesn’t automatically assume something has to do with  aliens, UFOs, conspiracies or the Cigarette Smoking  Man.
35. Doesn't wear the same thing three days running.
36. When Mulder gets snappy at her, she gives as good as she gets (and usually better)
37.At least her costumer has a LITTLE fun with her outfits.
38."The Look"
39.Doesn't buy "Alien Autopsy" videos.
40. Puts up with Mulder's little porn habit.
41. We all know she could whup Fowley.
42. She's got great self restraint. (she hasn't yet.)
43. She gets to tell Spender off! (Triangle)
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