Nick has no life and I can write whatever I want about him and I'm not going to bother to change this until Nick reads my entire page *Trish, don't tell him about this one, he's gonna have to figure it out on his own. Nick loves everything fluffy and cute, like himself. He's trying to get into the circus because he's only two and a half feet tall. His one goal in life is to meet a "real live fairy". He says he describes himself as "preppy" and perhaps a bit too conventional. He's getting A's in English and French, but is failing all his other classes. His secret joy is changing lightbulbs, and his pet peeve is blue socks. Nick's secret fear is purple flowers. Nick's least favorite fruit is apples (especially apple juice), and he loves prunes and prune juice. If Nick could spend his entire life doing one thing he says it would be drawing on the walls with his pretty crayons. Nick loves to listen to Disney music and says loud music like hardcore and rap scare him. Nick sleeps cuddled under his cow sheets with a stuffed bear he calls "Beary". He loves his stamp collection and can spend hours and hours playing with it.
Nick is afraid of his twin Marvin, who describes Nick as a wuss. "I mean, come on how am I supposed to love a brother who plays the accordian and dances polka every Thursday," was Marvin's comment. Nick secretly adores his brother and wants to be just like him. To Nick life is simple. On Monday he practices for the circus. On Tuesday he practices his accordian, on Wednesday he goes to the park to watch the children playing ("only those skateborders scare me" -Nick), on Thursday is polka, on Fridays he goes to the zoo, on Saturday he practices kite flying, and on Sunday he spends the entire day deep in prayer. (He's very religious).
Nick feels a certain "connection" with plastic potted plants. Nick says his favorite country is definitely Cuba, "Because the government is so well run, I should move there." -Nick. Nick has two pets, a Washington slug named Cutie that he sleeps with every night, and a cow named Cowiekins who he considers his best friend. Nick has always wanted a chicken as well, but feels he wouldn't be able to take the chicken's death on a rational level.
Nick says he has always wanted to be like another Nick (Tas #3), and that he is extremely jealous. "It's not fair! How am I supposed to compete with someone so utterly perfect when I myself suck?!?" -Nick. Nick's psychiatrist thinks that Nick thinks too much of himself for someone who finds joy in being two and a half feet tall. "That kid is a loser (at this point he does an L with his finger) big time. He shouldn't have any self-esteem at all!" -Nick's psychiatrist who wishes to remain anonymous so he won't get in trouble for saying that.
Nick says he wishes he wishes so many people wouldn't constantly mock him. "And people wonder why I spend so much time on the computer?" -Nick. He does, however find solace in the fact that online nobody knows what he looks like, so that's one less thing he's made fun of for.