A Policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered , "Oh,
don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a
smart aleck when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a
stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are
we over the border yet?
