1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case- coincidence? I think not.
6. Two hands and just one mouth. Now that's a drinking problem!
7. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
8. You fall off the floor.....
9. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
10. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
11. You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you remember is the Fourth of July party at the Halekulani in Waikiki.
12. The shrubery's drunk from frequent watering.
