If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box?

When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?

Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get the teflon on the pan?

How do they get deer to cross at that yellow sign?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

Why do kamikaze pilots where helmets?

How do you know it's time to tune your bagbipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it become?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If a man says something in the forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he stil wrong?