Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate
with it.
Shit
may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
CONSIDER THIS:
You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have
shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just
shit your life away.
People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit
over.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the
difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and
sweet shits.
There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck
when the shit hits the fan.
You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a
shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier
than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and
there are
times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the
right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you
don't want any shit at all.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times
you swim
in
a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's
the basic building block of creation.
And remember....once you know your shit, you don't
need to know anything else.