Mind of a college freshman 1999:	You know you're old when:
Few if any have had a tv set with fewer than 13 channels Star trek brings visions of some bald english guy prentending to be french Saying "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them Their world has always included AIDS They have no meaninful recollection of the Reagan era The cold war is something in history books Black Monday, 1987, is about as significant as the Great Depression	You actually know who Rick Springfield is You used to watch the Electric Company You were afraid of the Sleestaks on Land of the Lost You could sing 99 Red Balloons in English and German There was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together The rock group KISS was actually considered outrageous The phrase 'Where's the Beef' still doubles you over with laughter