The Badness test!




 How bad are you? Are you a nice little nice person, or are you a bona fide bad@$$ mutha? Select an answer form each listbox, and click submit when you are done, so you can check your score! 0% means that you are the arch-angel of all arch-angels, while 100% means that you should be dragged out into the street and shot. Although that is a should be, because you probably are actively doing that to someone else.

This programming was a nightmare, as per usual, but if you like it, there'll be more soon!

1. Do you like running over cats with your car, then scraping the dead body off the road, and knocking on the door of the owner's house - in the hope that a little girl will answer it, so you can laugh at them?
2. Do you like to gargle with your victim's blood, and then squeal with delight, as you plunge your hands into the body, and watch as the bile washes over your hands?
3. When you go out ehem.. "clubbing", does everyone tend to refer to you as a) L'hord P'hunishorr, or b) Mistress KerSwish-Crack
4. Do you have aspirations to take over the world, and be known as Supreme Master Emperor Lord Bigman/Bigwoman, simply to make people do humiliating things such as wear purple tu-tus (over their heads)?
5. You have spent 6 months pursuing a girl/boy, and they suddenly turn around and reject you, and then continue to treat you like human refuse for the next 4 months. Do you:
6. You come accross a wounded man, who asks for your help. It transpires that his name is Johnny McBigGun. Do you:
7. A giant crazy Lion urinates all over your best clothes, do you:
8. The Cops are round your house, asking if they can use your phone for a minute, you invite them in, and then:
9. A dying man offers you a fortune in gold, in an unmarked grave, next the grave of "Arch Stanton" (or "Sarch Anton" if Sergio Leone's lawyers are reading this), but you don't know the name of the graveyard, unlike your arch-enemy. Do you:
10. You wake up one morning, and find that you are the Iwanman. Do you


You got badness points out of a possible !!

Your Score: %


 Reference your score:

0-10% - Woooo, such a good little child. Don't forget to wash behind your halo every day.
11-30% - Hmmm, fundamentaly good, but you like to be a naughty, naughty, slap, slap.
31-50% - Uh oh, it looks like you have some serious bad-@$$ tendancies, I think I'd cross the street!
51-70% - D'hhhhhaaaa!! What is wrong with you, are you some kind of psycho?! My little legs won't carry me any faster!!
71-100%- Oh my god! You are Satan incarnate! You leave a trail of badness wherever you go, and no doubt everything dies when you touch it! Bad to the bone!


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