The Adventures of


 Mild mannered Karl Brockwell was looking out of the window, when the phone rang. It was the Chief of the local police force, Chief Constable Hardbullet.
"Oh no, It's a brutal armed robbery!" he cried "They have more guns than a paraniod American political extremist fundamentalist vigilante. We can't deal with them. Please help us... Seizure Man!"
Karl ran as fast as he could to the back of his house, for there lay his secret secret H.Q., the Seizure Centre. He put on his superhero costume, and became:


SEIZURE MAN!!

Seizure Man then bolted to the scene of the crime, in a seizure inducing flash. He then confronted the robbers!
"Stop at once, you evil mis-doers! Or, I will stop you myself!" proclaimed Seizure Man.
"Oh no, It's Seizure Man. Quick, let's blow him away with our idiotically large firearms!"
The robbers tried to shoot Seiziure Man, but he was too fast!
"So, you persist in trying to perpitrate evil. Very well, I will put an end to this! SUPREMO SEIZURE BLAST ATTACK!!!"
And with that battle cry, Seizure man used his most powerful attack, the Supremo Seizure Blast! He only reserved this one for special occaisions, usually, a Seizure Punch, or a Super Seizure Spin would suffice. A frenzy of multi-coloured rapidly flashing lights suddenly eminated from Seizure Man's body.

"Aaaarrrrggghhhhh, I'm h-h-having a-a-a-a s-s-s-seizure!!" cried one of the robbers, in between violent convulsions."
"Me t-t-too!" said the other robber. "Please s-s-stop, S-S-Seizure M-Man, w-we're s-s-sorry!"
And with that, Seizure Man knew that the robber's days were over. He blasted off into the night time, giving some more people seizures, in the process.

Whenever there is trouble, and the police can't (or won't) deal with it, Seizure Man will never be far away! All hail Seizure Man!!



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