Welcome! Bienvenidos! Bem-vinido!

Hooooooooooowdy Ho Folks! I'm a 25 yr old D.C. born, Mexican-Portuguese mix, trilingual sarcastic smart azz, professional slacker by day, disco bunny by night, oncall caped crusader, South Park Fan, caffiene addict, freshly enrolled Kollege Kid who is *trying* to mend her evil ways to persue a degree in Telecommunications Engineering. I enjoy flea markets, live bands, clubbing, bar hopping, mad road trips, happy hour, acting stupid silly crazy, partyin' til the butt-crack of dawn, beer on the beach, and the occassional sleep-a-thon! I can also be found kickin' back at coffee shops, bookstores, & antique shops. I do smoke occassionally, usually socially, unless I'm ticked off. But other than that, I SWEAR its for medicinal purposes only! >=) My musical tastes are eclectic. I enjoy anything as long as it is not religious, yet an ocassional X-mas song is acceptable. >:)~ It varies from Alternative -Salsa - Metal - Country - Jazz - Classic Rock - R&B - Oldies - Rap -Techno - Disco - Hip Hop.

Have you seen these people?!?!?! Be afraid! Be very very afraid!

Estas son las mananitas que cantava Rey David....

Beware the Hyattsville, MD Puerto Rican Mafia! They Will Steal Your Platanos & Habichuelas in a Heartbeat!

This is me with my niece Kristy, & my Tia Licha!

Oh shit shorty check u out!!!! U'R the

Straight- Not Narrow! >:)~

th caller!

Yay! & just for stopping by, we have these beautiful parting gifts JUST FOR U! Scroll down for *your* prize! " " " " " " " " " " " " " (ha ha fooled u!)

This is the most recent photo I have. It was taken at a Yahoo Chat Party in January! Shot out to my yahoo buddy MayoBoyDC!!!!!

Need_to_get_in_touch? Drop me an email! MissTequila@hotmail.com