| Hello, and Welcome to our campaign site!Hi everyone! Thanks for stopping by! I'd like to take just a moment to welcome you to our campaign headquarters site. What we have here is basically a grassroots movement to elect Ryan Creech for President in the year 2020. Now, for some, that may seem farr off; but we realize that the future lies in what we can do today. Ryan is some who has great political savvy, humility, and a strong desire to serve this country and fulfill its needs. Please feel free to take a look around, and feel free to if you have any questions. Thanks!
On the Campaign Trail: October 24, 2006
 Ryan Creech continued his hurried trip around the nation today in Alabama, where he passed out t-shirts and bumper stickers in support of the war on terror. Nearly 30 people showed up for the rally, the biggest turnout since last fall's visit to a New Jersey campaign headquarters. Ryan Creech was overwhelmed by the showing of people, with votes being won and lives being changed by the candidate's moving words. In honor of his visit, a banquet was held at the local school bus, where the awful company was offset by some lovely decorating by the local Women's Club. Peggy Sue Reynolds, Ryan Creech's local campaign coordinator, said "A good day on the campaign trail beats a bad day at a real job!" Tomorrow, the campaign takes a few much needed rest days before continuing on to New Jersey early next week.
On the Campaign Trail: October 16, 2006
 Ryan was nearly mobbed by supporters this morning in Hawaii, where he tied himself to a rock alongside protesters to express their opinions on taxes. About 45,000 people filtered through during the day, and not a dry eye was left in the house. The candidate then headed back to his hotel, where worries about a recent threat against the candidate's life didn't stop him from enjoying some fresh baked goods. According to a local priest, "Like a bad episode of the 'Dukes of Hazard', these campaign visits always seem to work out for the best." Tomorrow, the campaign takes a few much needed rest days before continuing on to Alabama early next week.
On the Campaign Trail: October 15, 2006
 Ryan appeared at a California shopping mall today, where he was interrupted during a routine luncheon by a hard-hitting investigative journalist, who asked several tough questions about his views on the fine people of California. About 689 filtered through during the day, which was more than expected given the large hail storm that had just moved through the area hours before. Free bologna sandwiches and tomato soup were sent over from the local homeless shelter, during which a tornado swept through and injured several people. Luckily, all injuries were minor, and the candidate himself was not harmed. A local man was quoted as saying, "Like a bad episode of the 'Dukes of Hazard', these campaign visits always seem to work out for the best." Hopefully, the momentum from today's visit will carry over to tomorrow, when Ryan visits Hawaii.
On the Campaign Trail: October 14, 2006
 Ryan Creech traveled to economically challenged areas throughout Illinois today, where the locals came out in droves to hear a rousing speech on finding new jobs for Illinois's residents. About 10,000 filtered through during the day, a relatively small crowd given last week's successful visit to the governor's mansion in Mississippi's capitol city. Everyone was so excited, in fact, by the presentation, that they joined the candidate for ice cream at a local diner, where worries about a recent threat against the candidate's life didn't stop him from enjoying some fresh baked goods. One local woman changed her mind and decided to vote for Ryan Creech, saying, "Bah, humbug. Elections are for the birds. Yeah, Ryan Creech deserves our votes, but sheesh, this seems like a lot of work." Tomorrow the Ryan Creech machine heads for California, where the state legislature has recently named a state holiday in his honor. 'Wow,' the candidate said yesterday in an interview. 'I have my own Ryan Creech day? That's the most incredible thing to happen to me on this campaign trail so far!'
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