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The Twelve Day's Before Christmas
(Julie Version)

On the first day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
A half dead Christmas Tree!

On the second day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the third day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Four Q-Tips,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Five bars of soap,
Four Q-Tips,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Six breath mints,
Five bars of soap,
Four Q-Tips,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Seven maxi pads,
Six breath mints,
Five bars of soap,
Four Q-Tips,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Eight ladies razors
Seven maxi pads,
Six breath mints,
Five bars of soap,
Four Q-Tips,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the nineth day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Nine cans of slim fast,
Eight ladies razors,
Seven maxi pads,
Six breath mints,
Five bars of soap,
Four Q-Tip,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Ten flea collars,
Nine cans of slim fast,
Eight ladies razors,
Seven maxi pads,
Six breath mints,
Five bars of soap,
Four Q-Tips,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Eleven sports bras,
Ten flea collars,
Nine cans of slim fast,
Eight ladies razors,
Seven maxi pads,
Six breath mints,
Five bars of soap,
Four Q-Tips,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

On the twelveth day of Christmas we sent to Julie...
Twelve turkey basters,
Eleven sports bras,
Ten flea collars,
Nine cans of slim fast,
Eight ladies razors,
Seven maxi pads,
Six breath mints,
Five bars of soap,
Four Q-Tips,
Three sticks of deodorant,
Two tooth brushes,
And a half dead Christmas Tree!

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