South Park Archive

SOUTH PARK ARCHIVE

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Sound Files

Episode 101 Cartman gets an Anal Probe

Kitty.mp3
~Cartman and Ms. Cartman~ "No kitty, you can't have any! No kitty, this is my potpie! MOM! Kitty's being a dildo! Well then I know a certain kitty, kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight. WHAT?!"

Mr. Hat Yells
~Mr. Hat and Kyle~ "Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. Can I please be excused from class? I dont know Kyle, did you ask Mr. Hat? I DONT WANNA ASK MR. HAT, I'm asking you! Oh I think you should ask Mr. Hat. Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class? Well, Kyle....NO! NO NO, NO! Now I'm Mr. Hat, and youre a little turd. You hear me? You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"

Mr. Hat's Pissed
Goes with "Mr. Hat Yells"
~Mr. Hat and Kyle~ " Hmm, I guess you'll have to take your seat Kyle. DAMNIT! Okay Mr. Hat, why dont we talk to the children about Columbus' uterus. Mr. Hat?.... Oh great, now Mr. Hat's all pissed off. Fuck Mr. Hat! No, no, no, FUCK YOU!"

Cartman's Ass
~Cartman~ "OKAY! That does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in, or coming out of my ass?"

Episode 102 Weight Gain 4000

Rainbows.mp3
~Cartman,Stan and Kyle~ "Hey Stan, did you see that rainbow this morning? Yeah, it was huge! UGH! I hate those things. Nobody hates rainbows. Yeah, what's there to hate about rainbows? Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding you own business. And they'll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, HEY! GET OUT OF MY ASS YOU STUPID RAINBOWS!! Cartman, what the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about rainbows. I HATE those friggin things. Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rain storm. ...OHHH! rainBOWS! Oh, I like those. Those are cool! What were you talking about? Huh? Oh, nothing. Forget it. No, What marches in, (nothing) crawls up your leg, and starts biting the inside of you leg? NOTHING!"

Dolphins
~Cartman and Stan~ "Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise."

Episode 103 Volcano

Mayor's Geologist
~Mayor~ Chef says stuff..."Mayor, the geologist is here to see you. My geologist? NOW? Tell him the infection is fine and I dont need a another checkup. NoMayor, that's a gynocologist, a geologist studies the earth. Dont you think I know that? How dare you insult my intellect, I went to Princeton for God sake! You get out of my office! I'm not in your office, Mayor, I'm talking to you through a speaker. Just send in the geometrist! Geologist! You are fired buddy! Thank you Mayor, its been great working for you."

Episode 105 An Elephant makes love to a Pig

Mailman
~Cartman~ Stan's whining because his sister beats him. He's trying to get the kids to come over and Cartman steps in. "Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, HEY! Why dont you stop dressing me up like a mailman, an-and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I dont even know on my dad's bed! Cartman, what the hell are you talking about? I'm just saying, youre just a little wuss that's all."

Sup homies?
~Cartman~ "Sup Homies? I was just down in the SPC kickin it with some G's on the west si-eeda!"

Sidedishes
~Cartman~ "What kind of sidedishes will we be enjoying this evening with are frozen waffles?.....Am I to understand that there will be no sidedishes?"

Pictures

Desktop Themes

Cartman's Authori-TA!

This is a cool desktop theme using Microsoft Plus!. The theme is Cartman as a cop. It comes with backround, cursor, icons, and sounds. Really cute! Just download into your Program Files/Microsoft Plus!/Themes, and then unzip it. If you are not familiar with this, please email me and I'll be glad to help you out. Enjoy.

Kenny's Dead.MP3

From the South Park CD. The full song in MP3 format!
It takes a while to download, but it's totally worth it! (One of my faves!)