Flesh Wound Rated PG (for cussing) ~Monty Python~ WAVE SAYS: "You are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine....Oh, had enough eh?...Look you stupid bastard, you've got not arms left!....Yes, I have....LOOK!...Its just a flesh wound."
Let's Shag Rated G ~Austin Powers~ WAVE SAYS: "Yeah, that's facinating Vanessa,listen, why don't we go in the back and shag?"
No IM's Rated PG
~Beavis and Butthead~ WAVE SAYS: ::Instant Message sound:: "I'm trying to watch a porno, and you fart-knockers keep interupting me!"
Poohsex Rated R Possibly X (Very Suggestive)
This is a cut of Winnie the Pooh and some really horney gal getting it on... It's pretty funny but very sexually suggestive and not for the kiddies.
SissyPoo Rated G (or A for Adorable)
WAVE SAYS: "That's my sissy over there. I see you! Hi sissy-poo!!!" Very cute little girl's voice.
F'n Zoo Rated R for language
~Jerry Maguire~ WAVE SAYS: Ray: "Let's go right now, let's go to the zoo." Jerry: "Ray the zoo? You know, the f*cking zoo's closed, Ray." Ray whispers: "You said f*ck."
Taco Bell Rated G
~Chiwawa~ WAVE SAYS: "Yo Quiero Taco Bell"
Heeere Leezurd Rated G
~Chiwawa~ WAVE SAYS: "Heeeeere leezurd, leezurd, leezurd..."
Shaggy's Story Rated PG-13
~Shaggy~ This is hilarious but too much to type. It's Shaggy and Scooby telling the behind the scenes story of the whole Scooby Doo group. It mentions some things about gays and lesbians...I dont think it's a slam, but don't listen if you might be offended.
Dicken's Cider Rated R for sexual innuendo (sp?) LOL
This is totally hysterical. This is a guy promoting Dicken's Cider, but if you say that fast enough, I think you'll understand the sexual innuendo part. There's too much to type, but I rated it "R" so use descretion. : )
Name?... Rated PG
~Austin Powers~ WAVE SAYS: "Okay. Name? Austin Powers. Sex? Yes please."
You're Thinking Rated G
WAVE SAYS: "I know what you're thinking......and you ought to be ashamed of yourself!"
Beer Worm Rated R for language
WAVE SAYS: "Like I had this friend of mine from back home, like three years ago she was drinking a beer, and she f*cking found a worm in the beer. Not chopped up either, a full f*cking worm dude."
T.P. for Elmo Rated PG for....ah....who knows?
WAVE SAYS: ~Elmo~ "This is the song, la, la la la, Elmo's song." ::gun shots:: ~Beavis~ "Shaddup Asswipe! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole! Do you have any T.P.? T.P. for my bunghole?"
Viva Powers Rated G
~Austin Powers~ WAVE SAYS: "Hey, Americans, YEAH! Enjoy that wine. Hey, there you are. ::Well hi,do I know you?:: No, but that's where you are, you're there! Viva Las Vegas baby! HEY!"
