HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Click the Menorah for Chanukah
"Ho Ho Ho"
What did he call me?
Knock knock!!
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who???
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Q.Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A.Because he had low elf esteem.
HOLIDAY LINKS
Countdown to Christmas
Click the milk & cookies to see how many days there are until Christmas.
Q.Why is Christmas just like any other day at the office?
A.You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Icelandic Christmas
Click the Icelandic Flag to see what Christmas is like in Iceland.
How come you never hear anything about Santa's 10th reindeer, Olive?
Olive??? There was a reindeer named, "Olive"?
Yeah, you know, "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
World Christmas
Click icon to see how people celebrate Christmas all over the world.
***Musical Advice to Christmas Shoppers***
Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy holiday season, when you still have time to check out Verdi good bargains and can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds, and have
time to take Bach things you decide you don't want.
Can't get enough of Christmas?
Q.What do you call a bunch of grandmasters bragging about themselves in a hotel lobby?
A.Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
We Wish You Health & Happiness This Holiday Season!
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