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Welcome to the Land of Double E!

What is Double E?


I am Erin Ellis, dedicated(?) user of AOSmell. One day I decided to start using the internet. Look what happened! I enjoy music (vocal-- I'm an Alto 1); art, specifically drawing; acting; video games; anime (Japanese animation); and making cookies (then eating them!). I'm interested in fun things such as projectile motion and how it relates to dwarf tossing, and programming in outdated languages such as Turbo Pascal.
Very soon, this page will be moving-- as will I. I'm going to University of North Carolina in the fall, as you can see by the link at the bottom of the page. I'm psyched, I guess...
Read on! Sign my guest book! Tell me if the site is getting better, or what I should do to change! Most of all, enjoy yourself! [Mongolia]
This is Mongolia, homeland of my calculus teacher. He is really a diatom from the bottom of the sea. For more information on diatoms, check out an oceanographer. Or, click here-- the California Academy of Sciences, diatom department.

Well. Now that you know a little about what makes me tick, you're probably really afraid and are clicking the 'Back' button on your web browser as fast as you can. But for those of you depraved-- I mean, gracious enough to keep on reading, here's the pic of the update, the fun article update, and some places that I like to spend my time when I'm online.

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Technology: Workplace Rules and Guidlines


· Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
· Insist that your e-mail address be "zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com" (or
"thor_god_of_thunder@companyname.com")
· Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
· Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
· Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
· Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
· Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
· When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, "I think my phone is ringing" and leave. Go get a coffee.
· Compose all your e-mail in rhyming couplets.
· Install a set of buttons and lights in the arm of your chair. Talk into your daytimer.
· Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that." See how long it takes until the last person stops believing you. Then start planting pizzas.
· Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
· Change the message on the company voice mail system. Get "Creative".

Submitted by: Scott Baldwin @ invweb.net
2 piece & a Biscuit!
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LINKS!!!!!


The Hot Site:
This is a new feature. Here's where I've been spending lots of my time lately. This update, it's [dead kelly]. Dead Kelly is an online mystery novel with some spectacular graphics. Check this out-- it's kinda hot.

Fun:

·C*E*A: The Centre for the Easily Amused. Funny stuff.
·The Official X-Files web site. 'nuff said.
·With a name like GeekNET, it's gotta be good.
·Karl's Unnecessarily Long Sailor Moon Link List. This seems pretty self-explanatory.
·The Oracle Service Humor Archives. This is a good place to get humor.

Friend's Pages:

·The best Sailor Moon interactive fan fiction out there. Really. tina's world. ·From the woodland headquarters of the Kommandant... its the BATMOB homepage! You'll have to visit to find out.
·The home of the Fang Fam! And it's got music! And that's about it...
·The Right Stuf International. Order Anime. Fun.
·Geeta's Page! What comes from the mind of an MIT student. Plus! Integration online!!!
·Ben's World. This is the Home page of Ben. He's a hardy soul trying to strike it big by adding his own roadside stand to the information superhighway. Okay, well not really. Anyway, just check it out.
·The Shiznit is your source for hip hop news. Check it out.
[NEW!] ·Schultzanator: the Web Site. I can't describe it. Just go.
·Heim online!!! This is the best site you'll ever go to!!! (Yes, I did make it.)

Other:

·Yahoo! Search for stuff.
·It's THOMAS[THOMAS home]! Fun and excitement and full text of House and Senate bills!
·Bjorn Steinhauser's Homebase is a good starting place to find anime movies and music (and links to the NY Yankees).
·Armitage's Dimension is a place to get more music!


Hey! Guess what! You're number to visit here! You should play this on the lottery.
[Link to Graphic Maps]
 [Link to UNC]


last updated June 31, 1997

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