G'day Sheilas!
The name is BILL B. TUCKER and this is my homepage
First a bit about myself.I was born in the bush next to a kangaroos arse and attended St. Bruces School for real men up to the age of 10 when i left because I realised that school was for poofs. Within the year I was working with my hands day and night proving to myself what a real bloke I was. If my old sheila hadn't caught me I'd still be working hard today. Instead though I gave up my early career as an expert of the hand and moved into my current profession, that of a high class (and extremely keen) hustler. I get a real feeling of satisfaction from my Job as I believe in the work ethic described by "huge" Dick Jones: "Sheilas, by nature have to spend most of their lives washing dishes and cooking steak for their bruces, so why shouldn't they get a chance to have fun with me once every so often?". When faced with the genius and sensitivity of 'Huge' what else could I do with my life? It was a calling I was happy to answer.
So, Why did I decide to make one of these poofy homepages? Well, normally of course I wouldn't even think of doing something as poofy as this but, I overheard my mate Bruce saying to Bruce in the pub about how he'd set up this Spider on the World wide Funnelweb and how It impressed all the sheilas. Now, knowing bruce I expect It was a spider about the most comfortable types of sheila's underwear but that's beside the bloody point. So I said to bruce Its not at all impressive Anybody could put a bloody spider on a web mate. So here you are.
OK so, How do you obtain my services? Well, either send e-mail to Chadders@Geocities.com and politely request a factsheet using 'STUD4ME' in the subject field. Or phone the australian telephone operating sheila and ask for BILL TUCKER. Don't worry, there's one sheila who won't forget me in a hurry. I'm not cheap but as the saying goes: "you can't have a good barbie without paying for a massive piece of meat". Hope to here from you soon,
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