Think I was better off not knowing, thanks.

Now Playing (favorite games)

• Max Payne
• Serious Sam: The Second Encounter
• WarCraft III
• Diablo 2: Lords of Destruction
• Starcraft: Brood War
• Unreal Tournament
• Quake III Arena/Team Arena (Well...it's installed)
• NeverWinter Nights
• Medal of Honor: Allied Assault
• Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete

Music of the Moment:

• Weird Al Yankovic: Dare to be Stupid, Self-Titled, Running With Scissors, UHF, well...all of them, really.  In 3D, too.  And Polka Party.  
• Barenaked Ladies: All of Their Greatest Hits
• Van Halen: personal best-of collection
• Styx: Greatest Hits
• The Lasiest Men on Mars: Section of MP3.com
• Nine Inch Nails: Live
• The Offspring: Conspiracy of One, Americana, Smash
• Iwadare-san's Soundtracks: Lunar: SSSC, Lunar 2: Eternal Blue, Grandia 2
• Queen: Classic Queen, Greatest Hits
• Assorted game-related music: WarCraft 3 soundtrack, BENEFIT rap: Warp to World 6-9, Zelda Rap
• Final Fantasy: S-Generation, N-Generation (both American official Best-Of's)

All-Time Favorite Movies:

• Spaceballs
• Monty Python: The Holy Grail
• Coyote Ugly
• A Knight's Tale
• Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
• Rush Hour 2
• Office Space
• The Green Mile
• Assorted Star Wars flicks
• The Highlander (there can be only one...wish they'd realized that with the movie)
• The Green Mile
• Rules of Engagement
• The NeverEnding Story (which should have ended after the first one...part 2 sucked!)
• Kevin Smith's unholy trilogy of movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, but I've got a guilty conscience and it just makes it worse...)
• Rat Race

TV

• Whose Line is it Anyway (both Clive's and Drew's versions)
• Fox Report with Shepard Smith
• O'Reilly Factor
• WWE Raw
• WWE Smack!Down
• VH1's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders

Favorite Quotes:

Song quotes

• If I had a million dollars
  (If I had a million dollars),
  I'd buy you a green dress
  (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
  -Barenaked Ladies, If I had a Million Dollars
• Welcome...to the Brian St. Theatre. Have a Fruit Roll-Up! Aren't ya gonna eat it? Awww, for Chrissakes!
  -Barenaked Ladies, If I had a Million Dollars (live)
• If I'm wrong, I'll pay for it,
  if I'm right you're gonna deal with it,
  but I've tried and I've tried for it. 
  I'll try, I'll cry, even die for it
  -Van Halen, (Don't Tell Me) What Love Can Do
• My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain, IBM
  -Styx, Mr. Roboto
• All the heroes and legends I knew as a child have fallen to idols of clay
  -Styx, Show Me the Way
• ...and Webster, yeah, Emmanuel Lewis, cos he's the antichrist.
  -Bloodhound Gang, Fire Water Burn
• Only time can tell if we stand the test of time
  -Van Halen, Why Can't This Be Love
• And if it don't come easily,
  one thing you must believe
  is that my heart will always be
  yours honestly.
  -Van Halen, Not Enough
• And in the end,
  on dreams we will depend,
  cos that's what love is made of
  -Van Halen, Dreams
• Well I'm not the world's most passionate man,
  but I know what I am and I bet I'm a man, and so was Lola
  -The Kinks, Lola
• And then I might decide to tie you up in dental floss,
  I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show ya who's the boss
  Well of course, if you refuse, well honey it's your loss
  I mean I don't do this for just anyone
  -"Weird Al" Yankovic, Such a Groovy Guy
• "So if man is five, and the devil is six, then that must make me seven.  This honky's gone to heaven"
  -Bloodhound Gang, Fire Water Burn
• Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it,
  go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives.
  I like to dance naked in front of my pets,
  but my cat was unattentive, so I sent it UPS.
  Playin' spin-the-bottle with my mom
  I watch COPS with no pants on!
  -Bloodhound Gang, Mope
• Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest,
  Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch!
  -Bloodhound Gang, Mope
• Oh, I know I should go, but I need your touch just too damned much
  -LeAnn Rimes, Right Kind of Wrong (Coyote Ugly Soundtrack)
• I wanna take a spatula and maybe touch my brain
  I have to take your lunch box and cause you lots of pain
  I'm gonna take your money and go flush it down the drain
  I Wanna Be Sedated (intentionally misheard lyric) The Ramones

Movie quotes

• "That's right! I'm gonna club a seal for a better deal!" -Crazy Ernie, UHF
• "STUPID!  You're so STUPID!!" -Kuni, Wheel Of Fish, UHF
• "It's sucking my will to live!" -Garth, Wayne's World
• "I have eight different bosses, Bob.  So when I screw up, I hear about it eight different times." -Peter, Office Space
• "Later, I'm gonna show her my 'oh' face.  Oh, Ohh, Ohh, Ohhh." -Drew, OfficeSpace
• "Ride the bone rollercoaster...whoo!!" -Drew, OfficeSpace
• "How many assholes we got on this ship?  (half the crew rises, shouting "yo!") I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes" -Dark Helmet, SpaceBalls
• "I bet she gives great helmet." -Dark Helmet, SpaceBalls
• "I'm not supposed to be here today!" -Dante, Clerks
• "Try not to suck another dick on the way to the parking lot!" -Dante, Clerks
• "A bunch of savages in this town." -Randal, Clerks
• "Call me boo-boo kitty fuck!" -Justice, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
• "I'm not all-the-way gay...But this guy...he loves the cock!" Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
• "Oh yeah?  My mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years.  I call him 'Dad'." -Randal, Clerks
• "That's retarded.  And queer." -Randal, Clerks Uncensored
• "It is a race!  I'm going to win!" -Rowan Atkinson's character, Rat Race
• "I do apologize, I am from Italy, and my English is oh-so-good you see." -Rowan Atkinson, Rat Race
• "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" -guard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Web quotes

• "She's… she's… how do I say this? She's... oddly beautiful. You know what I mean? She's fairly attractive from the word go. Ask a friend what they think of her and you'll get a "not bad" or "she's kind of cute." But sit next to her in an all-green car with the passing street lights casting an occasional glimmer of light across the dash and her face and notice the way she smiles, and the way she laughs and the way she plays with her hair from time to time when she's answering a question and suddenly she's more beautiful than any supermodel is ever capable of being. Because she's real. Because she has flaws. Because she's a few pounds overweight and doesn't attempt to hide it.  That's beautiful if you ask me. That's what beauty is all about."  -Craig Mitchell, She Hates my Futon
• "Ok, this is gonna be the 'Bare-ass Jack Daniel's-fueled Switchback' on five! Let's make the coach proud! Team Naked is gonna win this one! They have clothes, we don't and that makes us better than them!"  -Craig Mitchell, She Hates my Futon
• "Yes, we're a cute young couple with foul mouths and a penchant for violence.  Haven't you ever seen Natural Born Killers?" -Craig Mitchell, She Hates My Futon
• "Stable. Nighttime. Dark. Hay loft. Large Breasts. Get a clue. Go! Now! Force be with you, Cap'n." -Craig's friend Tim, She Hates My Futon
• "Jesus!! Jesus on a mountain wearing a crash helmet!!!" Craig Mitchell, She Hates My Futon
• "Abe Lincoln didn't take no shit from no one. A man spit in his salad and Abe kicked his ass. He wasn't going to take that shit. That's why I like Abe Lincoln." -Craig Mitchell, Why I Like Abraham Lincoln
• "Together, we can make the Net a better place.  If only we could get laid." -Kyle Bennet, [H]ard|OCP

WebComic quotes

Goats

• "You can dance if you want to, you can...um...plug up your behind..." -Neil (or Bob) the Alien Pimp

8-bit Theater

• "Why, if I had a nickel for every dime I had, I'd still be rolling in cash" -old man
• "Heh, white magic. 'Oh, lookit me! I'm a tree-hugging hippy mage of love and peace and nurturing and'--thbbbbbt!" -black mage
• "No I am NOT undressing you with the power of my mind!" -black mage
• "I'm going to kill all of you until you are dead" -black mage
• "I refuse to take part in an adventure that is metaphysically rooted in the destruction of an ABSTRACT and ARTIFICIAL concept like chaos simply because connotatively speaking, it's less desirable than the EQUALLY artificial term 'order'. When will you people learn that these are merely patterns that our temporal minds have made for us in a DESPARATE attempt to make sense of an unimaginably HUGE and IMPERSONAL universe? Order, chaos, these are words. Only words for things we don't even understand. Chaos is not something you fight against, order is not something you protect. They have no more power or importance than that which we give them." -black mage
• "Eat electric death, old man!" -black mage
• "Wait, you mean we should forget to forget what you said, or we should forget the part before that which I have already forgotten since it didn't involve swords and is therefore meaningless?" -fighter
• "Run for the hills! Your swords, as shiny as they may be, are powerless against the Spider's wrath! The invisible Spider God will smite us all! No one is safe! All is doomed! The black apocalyptic skies rain with spidery death! Why hath ye gods forsaken us!? Whyyyyyy!?" -fighter
• "Intelligence is how I thought up sword-chucks.  How many swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword chuck could chuck swords?" -fighter
• "They even cure cancer and acne! So have a cookie, you cancerous pizza-faced mutant!" -fighter

Penny Arcade

• "This isn't water, is it?"  "Hey, that's not MY pee." -Tycho and Gabe
• "This isn't water, is it?"  "Don't waste it! It took me a week to fill these!" -Tycho and Gabe, alternate punchline
• "A new study shows links between videogames and violence.  Or something.  You know, whatever.  Another report, released from my pants just moments ago, has deemed my wang 'massive', 'sturdy', and 'fearsome.'  Ladies, I'm talking to you."  -News reporter
• "In other news, ladies, your lucky numbers tonight are 555-4651" -News reporter
• "You're going to make me a sandwich?  It's sandwich day!" -Tycho
• "In every toaster, a breakfast saga is born" -Blizzard spoof

MegaTokyo

• "I have...da...power..!  phear..."  Largo
• "I am Great Teacher Largo!!!!  Fear my l33t teaching skillz!  Why?  Why learn?  Why submit yourself to Great Teacher Largo??  What is in it for you?  I will tell you...Because knowledge is power!!  We shall rock the foundations of this school with that power...now say it!" -Largo
• "Yo, Spidey. You don't got no powers, that's your hair sparkin!" (Translated as: my super-hero friend, your hair is on fire.) -Largo's l33t friend

Game quotes

• "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yourself!" -Sam, Serious Sam
• "I'll never give into violence! And I won't give up my seat, either." -passenger on Midgar train, Final Fantasy VII
• "Now don't go gettin' yo' spikey ass hurt." -Barret, Final Fantasy VII
• "Huh? Finger?! What the hell?" -Cloud, Final Fantasy VII
• "What you say?" -Captain, Zero Wing
• "Take off every 'Zig.'  For great justice.  Move 'Zig'" -Captain, Zero Wing
Final Fantasy VI
• "Uugghh, what a night.  Kyle had himself another night of wine, women, and song.  Just between you and me, I think I had a little too much of the wine...but the women didn't complain!"  -Kyle, Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete
• "I hate the art of fighting, but I wanna be the king of fighters!" -Dan, Street Fighter Alpha 3
• "I don't have time to f@&# around! You keep pushin' me, boy, and I'll scrap you along with the aliens!" -Terran Vulture, StarCraft
• "I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!" -Terran Seige Tank, StarCraft
• "We win! We're all queens now." -Whoopsie voice set, Worms: Armageddon
• "That was completely unnecessary, but a lot of fun to watch!" Announcer, NFL Blitz 2000
• "You had guts kid.  Now clean them up off the pavement!" Terry Bogard, King of Fighters '95
• "Wow! You can still move!  You were one tough cookie, and I like that in a chick" -Terry Bogard, Fatal Fury 3
• "Nice timing!  I've got an ungodly build up of hormones and I've got to get rid of them!" -someone...Fatal Fury 3
• "What do you call a guy with broken arms and legs floating in a pool?  BOB!" -Terry Bogard, Fatal Fury 3
• "Discipline feels good!  HA!" -Mystere (Leo), Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete
• "He decided to die. But I could find my way. Our peace will be back soon. Soon be back." -Macross Scrambled Valkrie

Other Assorted Quotes

• "What?  Are you here to entertain me?  What? Are you a funny guy?  What?  What?  Humorous?  Hugh...Morris?" -Stone Cold Steve Austin, WWF RAW 
• "I am the shover robot, pushing is the answer. I will push snow on top of Grandpa." -Shover Robot, The Terrible Secret of Space
• "'I know kungfu!' 'For the last time, no you don't." -Keanu Reeves & Alex Trebek, I'm Just a Girl
• "I always believed in you, Omar.  Now give me the waffle iron." -Mighty Mighty Reset-rah, Humans VII
• "You will be brought before Gunther and soundly spanked before you meet your death.  We will revive you and kill you again. You’ll die twice, ya hear me?! YOU’RE GONNA DIIIIIE!!!!” -The Stany, Humans VII
• I own this planet!I own you!I own a cappuccino machine!I rule all these monkeys!Just look at them!They’re GORGEOUS, aren’t they?I…AM…MIGHTY!" -Gunther: God of Drunken Monkeys, Humans VII
• "Maaahk...the bugs are glowing.  Jesus does not smile on the bugs.  The bugs are not of the Lord." -Mark "Thunderchicken" Salrin
• "Do unto cats and get messed up.  Bucky (looking at Satchel's watch) 7:45." -Bucky, Get Fuzzy
• "Probably suck a dick or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do" -ok, ok, I confess...that was me.  
• "Fucker?!  I hardly even know her!" -Mark "Thunderchicken" Salrin

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