Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. ~Lazarus Long
As not to be Terribly Rude... an Introduction... of Sorts.
Okay, here comes the part I've truly been dreading. I like the idea of having a home page.
It allows me to meet all of you terribly interesting people without actually needing to meet any of you.
No offense personally, I just happen to be a miserable old bastard.
I've been trying like the dickens to convince my few friends of this,
but they tend to laugh and tell me how much they adore my sense of humour...
this, as you can imagine, can be very discouraging.
On a lighter note, I am what's known as a 'Smiling Depressive'...
which means that you'll never know that I'm a miserable old bastard should (God forbid)
we ever actually meet. I know what you're thinking... how can you be a miserable old bastard
and have that darling Calvin & Hobbes picture at the top of your page.
Well, it's not as if I haven't been trying my utmost to squash my remaining humanity...
it's just proving must fiestier than I'd originally thought possible.
Either that or I like to manipulate and play with your minds...
I'm not quite sure yet... I'll get back to you.
By the way... my name is David. If you like pictures more than words, I can offer these. None of which is me.
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I put this sucker up for ego-gratification...
if it's less than 100,000 than it's obviously impaired in some way.
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