Here it is, the page about me. I finally have a scanner, but have only a few pictures to share at the moment....many of which aren't even of me, but deal with it. This is also where actual info about me will go, but I'm too tired to work my magic at the moment. Oh, if the pictures don't look their best, I'm sorry. I'm a newbie scanmaster, and I don't know what the hell I'm doing yet.


Jamie and I--Although I'm only 13 in this picture, you can see the sexiness already developing. We had -just- gotten Jamie at this time. What a tiny mutant she was. What an excellent dresser I was.

Gretsy--This is my wiener dog. Her breath isn't the greatest. She eats pig ears pretty much constantly and can be made to occassionally smile. Other than that, she's pretty worthless. The beautiful blue blanket and wreath in the background was my mother's attempt at making a nice photo. Huh. Nice. Poor Gretsy just died in the last few days of 1998 :(.

Livvy--This is my favorite cat Livvy. She gets pissed off and goes into strange flip out modes for reasons I've yet to grasp. Note the white boots of hair.

Me Me--This is one of my two graduation pictures. It was about 8000 degrees out that day, and I had to wear my damn varsity jacket with leather sleeves. I almost perished. This picture was taken in 1994. The hair is much shorter now.

Me again--A shot from Chad and Jennifer's wedding. I was the best man! Yes, I know I look a tad goofy. I have a problem smiling upon demand. It took 3 different people 4 sessions to get my graduation pictures, and we only stopped because I was sick of watching them try to get a real smile out of me. It was bright. I was squinting, I think. The pic scanned dark and then my scanner broke AGAIN.

Me and some friends--This picture turned out really really dark. We're at the reception prior to all the good stuff starting. That didn't stop us from starting to drink, though. From left to right: Dave, Brandon, My awesome self, Nate.

Driver's License--I'm legal alright.

Terri is my girlfriend. Although I think this is a nice picture, she isn't at full command of her senses in this picture. She is in this picture, but I like the first picture better. Hey, I like my women to be out of it. The other girl that can be partially seen in the picture was one of her roommates, I think, but she's not the one that's important.

Terri and I at my friend Josh's apartment. I look funny...the lettering on my shirt didn't shrink when the shirt did, giving it the wavey look. Cool, eh?

More pictures should be coming soon....they will hopefully be better ones too;)