Ryan
One the first day of Christmas, Frannie
gave to me,
a new job for Kam
On the second day of Chirstmas, Frannie gave to me,
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the third day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the fourth day of Chirstmas, Frannie gave to me,
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the fifth day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
5 mysterious calls
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the sixth day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
6 Presumed dead wives
5 mysterious calls
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the seventh day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
7 Sparkling Sapphieres
6 Presumed dead wives
5 mysterious calls
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the eigth day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
8 stolen babies
7 Sparkling Sapphieres
6 Presumed dead wives
5 mysterious calls
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the ninth day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
9 rotted mummies
8 stolen babies
7 Sparkling Sapphieres
6 Presumed dead wives
5 mysterious calls
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the tenth day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
10 empty cabins
9 rotted mummies
8 stolen babies
7 Sparkling Sapphieres
6 Presumed dead wives
5 mysterious calls
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
11 VD's singing
10 empty cabins
9 rotted mummies
8 stolen babies
7 Sparkling Sapphieres
6 Presumed dead wives
5 mysterious calls
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
On the twelth day of Christmas, Frannie gave to me,
12 bombs to BOOM Randy
11 VD's singing
10 empty cabins
9 rotted mummies
8 stolen babies
7 Sparkling Sapphieres
6 Presumed dead wives
5 mysterious calls
4 doses of Niagra
3 of Jade's Videos
2 Turkey Basters
and a new job for Kam
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