Each question is worth a different point value. The numbers in parenthesis at the end of the question are their worth. Keep track of your score as you go ... and have fun!!!
1) Have you ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1)
2) Have you ever laughed at a handicapped person? (4)
3) Have you ever tried alchool? (1)
4) Have you ever been drunk? (2)
5) Ever play drinking games? (4)
6) Ever fall down because you were drunk? (6)
7) Ever chug a pitcher full of beer? (5)
Bonus) Didn't spill it? (3)
8) Ever spill a drink on someone? (4)
Bonus) On purpose? (5)
9) Ever spill a drink on yourself? (3)
10) Ever bath in alcohol? (8)
Bonus) Naked with opposite sex? (4)
11) Ever drink enough to throw up? (4)
Bonus) On someone else? (2)
12) Ever wake up and forget what happened the night before? (6)
13) Ever been forceably removed from bar? (8)
14) Ever participated in/finished a pub brawl? (5)
15) Do you drink regularly(at least 3 times a week)? (3)
Each additional day add one point
16) Ever fall asleep/pass out at a bar? (4)
17) Ever try pot/hash/magic mushroom? (4 each)
18) Do you do drugs regularly(at least 4 times a week)? (4)
Bonus) More than 4? (4)
19) Ever swallowed a joint? (10)
20) Ever tried Coca-cola with real cocaine? (10)
21) Ever had your stomach pumped? (8)
22) Ever had an acid flashback? (4)
23) Ever bought soft drugs? (4)
24) Ever sold drugs? (8)
25) Ever sold drugs to support your habit? (12)
26) Ever sold barbituates? (8)
27) Ever sold halucinogens? (8)
28) Ever used narcotics? (10)
29) Ever been stoned/drunk for more than 48 hours? (8)
30) Ever been on a date? (2)
31) Ever masturbate in a public washroom? (2)
32) Ever get paid for sex? (8)
33) Ever had sex in front of five or more people? (8)
34) Ever had sex standing up? (4)
35) Ever payed strip poker? (4)
Bonus) In a cornfield? (3)
36) Ever been felt up/groped? (2)
37) Ever had sexual intercourse? (6)
38) Ever had bath/shower with opposite sex? (5)
39) Ever paid for sex? (8)
40) Ever take advantage of someone who was stoned/drunk/incapacitated? (4)
41) Ever get someone stoned/drunk/incapacitated in order to obtain sexual
orders? (8)
42) Ever engage in oral sex? (4)
Bonus) To orgasm? (2)
43) Ever engage in anal sex? (6)
Bonus) To orgasm? (2)
44) Ever engage in the "69" position? (4)
45) Ever contracted an STD? (12)
46) Ever had sex without contraceptive? (4)
47) Ever been knowingly responsible for an abortion? (12)
48) Ever had sex with more than one person at the same time? (9)
49) Ever had two or more partners in the same week? (4)
50) Ever had sex in a public place? (6)
51) Ever get carpet burns due to a sexual act? (4)
52) Ever had sex with a member of the same sex? (10)
53) Ever practice bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8)
54) Ever used sex toys? (6)
55) Ever pass out during sex? (5)
56) Ever been responsible for losing someone's virginity? (4)
57) Ever masturbate while talking on the phone? (3)
58) Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3)
59) Ever lick or have someone lick on:
Eyeball (1) Toes (2) Ears (1)
60) Ever have sex with a relative? (5)
61) Ever make someone else sleep in the wetspot? (6)
62) Does necrophelia, pediphilia, beastiality turn you on? (20)
63) Ever been arrested? (8)
Bonus) Convicted? (7)
SCORING
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0-25 A life with the church is too corrupt for you!
26-50 You hardly make our scale.
51-70 Approaching normal, you arent much fun on a date.
71-110 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
111-150 Above average, you've got a few tricks below your belt.
151-180 You're enjoying life to the max!
181-210 You're a damage to society, who let you out on a day pass?
211+ You're going straight to hell!!!
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