Luke's Bio


Luke is an 18 year old, who has just graduated from Good Ol' Monroe-Woodbury High School. He has many interests such as playing guitar and singing in a rock band. He also enjoys acting in wacky skits and various SILLY plays. In the future he would like to become a computer programmer, which he takes much pleasure in. The rest of Luke's time is devoted his fair maiden, Katie, who he has been dating for 2 YEARS!! If you don't really care about Luke's life then WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READING THIS BIO! One day Luke will be famous doing something so remember him well my friend, for he will lead you to the promised land! Luke would like to thank some people for helping him in his web page pursuit
  • Sean for being his partner in crime and slapping him around when Luke got crazy!
  • Katie for being his love interest and making our hero happy.
  • And you the little people for coming to this web site! As a wise man one said, " A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"(WE JUST LIKE TO SAY BUSH!)

    • What are you waiting for get out of here and continue to explore this extremely sexy web site!

    Really...You can leave! Don't you have anything better to do like:

    Shaving Your tongue

    Rearranging the poultry section of ShopRite

    Helping a small orphanage

    Baking a Pineapple Upside Down Cake

    Shooting vaseline covered boiled potatoes at midgets

    Making a fine bean salad

    Dancing while pouring low fat peach juice on your body

    Becoming the neighborhood enema specialist

    Changing your name to Meaty Joe and becoming a fireman

    Challenging the school lunch lady to a mud wrestling competition

    Forcing yourself to eat 1000 prunes and awaiting the horrible consequences

    Trying to establish world peace

    Practicing your Jedi Powers by trying to use the force to lift your remote control

    Preventing the destruction of the world as we know it!

    Enjoying life and living each day to its fullest, In peaceful harmony and bliss, with togetherness with your fellow brothers, sisters, and countrymen, In this great melting pot of life we call Planet Earth.

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