In the scene where Guybrush and Wally are hanging over the pit of acid. LeChuck: "Any more questions?" Guybrush: "Where do babies come from?"
Guybrush: "It's a great day for spitting!"
Guybrush (to LeChuck): Leg or no leg, I trust you about as far as I can throw Manhattan. -
Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!
Guybrush after climbing out of the water with the idle. "Now all I have to do is get this fish out of my pants"
Guybrush in the voodoo shop. "Hmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have."
Wally: I'm a cartographer. Guybrush: You do open heart surgery? In here?
Guybrush: look a three-headed monkey! Guard: Ooo, the governer's favorite!Better go tell the chef.
In Meathook`s house: Meathook:You don`t know when to stop do you`? Guybrush:Well,Obviously neither did your barber.
Guybrush:whew a rubber tree
Guybrush : "Why do men have nipples?"
Talking to Herman Toothrot. - Where are your pants? - What pants?
A whole bucket of mud, and it's mine, all mine!
After Guybrush steals the idol from Governor Marley's mansion... FESTER: Well, let's hear your explanation. GUYBRUSH: It belongs in a museum!
After Guybrush meets Elaine for the first time... GUYBRUSH: I really wish I knew how to talk to women
"Wow! That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
Guybrush: Holy monkey bladders it's Monkey Island!
Guybrush: Dont eat me.I'm a mighty pirate!
(When Guybrush is hanging over the acid pit) Guybrush: Where do babies come from? Lechuck: In your case the orphanage
When hanging over the pit of acid on monkey island 2 guybrush: will you scratch my nose? wally: sure if you kiss my a**
Pirate: What's your name? Guybrush: It's Guybrush. Pirate: What kinda name is that?! Guybrush: Well what's yours?! Pirate: Mancomb.
Guybrush, MI2, When LeChuck catches him. If I only could reach my pirete-utility belt.
From Wallys place when Guybrush looks at his bed. "Reminds me of a dollhouse I once had... I mean my SISTER once had." - Suggested by
In Both Monkey Island games, "You look like a flooring inspector to me,"
Monkey Island 1 when you first see Monkey Island: Guybrush : "WOW! This was well worth $59.95 + tax"
Guybrush and Important looking Pirates So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog. And we're getting dangerously low on grog.
Skull guy with boucy head in Monkey Island1 I feel so glad that you happened to capture my ship, then murdered me and everyone on board. ...yes sir... lucky.
Guybrush to Fettucini Brothers I'm Bobbin are you my mother?
Fettucini Brothers Hooray we're spared an embarassing and financially dibilitating lawsuit.
Guybrush in Monkey Island 1 OH BOY!!! It's a T-Shirt! Not my size but a nice one nonetheless
Smirk in Monkey Island 1 Yes, swinging a rubber chicken with a metal pully in the middle can be dangerous.... BUT IT'S NOT A SWORD!!!!!!
Smirk and Guybrush Smirk: I say 'You fight like a dairy farmer'. You respond: Guybrush: You must be thinking of someone else I am not a farmer. Smirk: I can see we've got a lot of work to do here.
Guybrush: The groom`s not Human!
Storekeeper: What do you want fancy pants!
Guybrush: You can call me Squinky
Largo, after putting Lechuck's beard in his pants. Man, it IS alive!
Guybrush: Somehow I knew in hell there would be mushrooms.
Gurbrush to the Navigator Head: And I could drop kick you into the lava
Guybrush: Sure I've got my invitation. It's right here in this seltzer bottle.
Guybrush and the man behind the alley door in Monkey2 The big guy behind the door: If this is five, and this is two, what's this? Guybrush: Your hand?
Guybrush Threepwood: "Hello, I'm selling these fine pink dresses."
After the Credits in Monkey! Turn off your computer and go to sleep!
Guybrush & Wally hanging over the acid pit in Lechuck's lair. Guybrush: I love you man. Wally: Let's keep our heads shall we.
Guybrush is Both Games. I can hold my breath for ten minutes!
Lechuck: isnt it great to have the winds of hell blowi'n in your face?
Monkey Island Cannibals Is that a banana in you're pants, or are you just happy to see us? - Suggested by Michael
Unknown Pirate If you killed LeChuck who the hell is That!!!!!
Lechuck and Guybrush LeChuck: We are bound to one another. Guybrush: Like dreadlocks? LeChuck: Yes, rather like that. But more like...brothers! Guybrush: Eh?
I'm Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare To Die!
Guybrush and the Librarian in Monkey2 Librarian: "What's your name?" Guybrush: "Guybrush Threepwood." Librarian: "Guybrush, is that french?" Guybrush: "Actually it's fiction."
I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?
Mancomb Seepgood: Guybrush Threepwood?! Ha ha ha!! That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!
Fester Shinetop LeChuck in The Secret of Monkey Island No! Not the red button!
Assorted Chracters: Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!
Guybrush looking on the chest standing on the floor in Elaines room: It's very impolite staring in a womans chest.
The lady on the call box in Monkey 2 Guybrush: i'm lost in the Inky Island Jungle in Monkey 2 Lady: Just walk off the edge of the screen
Mad Marty: Can I change the numbers on your food stamps?!?!
GIVE stylish confetti to HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN Heavily Armed Clown: Wheeee!!
Ghost Pirate:Do you have an invitation. Guybrush: I must have left it in my other pants.
GUYBRUSH:What is in that grog stuff anyway? PIRATE2:Grog is a secret mixure of which contains the following: PIRATE1:Kerosene PIRATE2:Glycol acid PIRATE3:Artificial sweeteners PIRATE1:Sulfuric acid PIRATE2:Rum PIRATE3:Acetone PIRATE1:Red dye #2 PIRATE2:Scumm PIRATE3:Axle grease PIRATE1:Battery acid PIRATE2:And\or pepperoni.
Guybrush: No one has ever drawn blood from me, and never will!!
Guybrush (looking at fabulous Idol) Looks more like a fabulous doorstop.
Guybrush in Monkey 2 when you click on PULL,and then click on the skeleton in the prison. "No thanks, he's not my type!!!"
Guybrush in Monkey 2: I'll be BACK!
Guybrush: Seems it's ALWAYS ten o'clock on this island.
Tombstone Quote from Monkey2 "Kiss me, I've got scurvey!"
Guybrush and the Lookout Lookout: "What did you say your name was again?" Guybrush: "Call me Squinky." Lookout: "Okay Squinky."
Guybrush and Herman Toothrot: Guybrush: Who are you talking to? Herman: Why the people watching of course!
Guybrush: I wonder what would happen if I pulled the leg off this thing?
Guybrush: How about a little rootbeer between friends? (guybrush says this to lechuck in MI1)
Holy Skunk Sweat!!!
Guybrush: I'm sorry I called you Cannonball Head. I meant to call you Chrome Dome
Guybrush: Call me Ishmael!
Lechuck: I am your brother. Guybrush: That's not true, that's impossible! Lechuck: Search your feelings, you know it to be true Guybrush: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
On the road, before a fight Pirate: Clear the way or me cuts me way thru Guybrush: Why do all of you talk so funny!? Pirate: Pirate lingo! Play along, Guybrush
In meathooks house meathook: Well I'd rather have a cannonball then a pony tail. HA ha ha! Guybrush: Um...Ha ha
Rapp Scallion: Now I can sleep, like a steaming weenie in a hot fresh bun!
