My Beautiful Barberette
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Story Written and Contributed by
THOTH
 
 
"You are accused of performing the evil practice of witchcraft and idolatry, Lady Alder." The witch-hunter scowled as he looked in disgust at her manacled body. His cold, narrow stare burned through her, and a crooked smile pierced her soul. His black hair framed his contorted face, forming a living portrait of hatred and persecution. 
"Hand me those irons," he ordered  the jailer who, after being reprimanded for hesitating, reached into the fire and pulled out a branding iron. 
"I'll ask you one last time, where is the hiding place where you keep those heathen relics?," he shouted, in her ear. 
"You may brand me or what ever, but I shunt tell you," she spat. 
Mortimer, the Magistrate of  London, applied the glowing amber brand to her back. The granite masonry throughout the Tower of London  resounded with the blood-curdling screams of Lady Geraldine Alder as Mortimer Doster smiled with relish at her excruciating cries of suffering, while listening to the audible hiss of flesh being seared by hot, glowing iron. Her flesh soon took on a pink-white color in the shape of a cross, a burnt red outline, began to show as well. 
"I have ways of obtaining what I want from you, despite your social standing Lady Alder," he snarled in her right ear, before leaving her with the jailer who then approached her. 
"I am sorry you must endure this, I wish I could help you." 
"What is your name young man?," she asked between sobs, "perhaps when my husband returns from his expedition to The New World, I will see to it that you are well rewarded." 
 

 "Name's Jonathan, Jonathan Wainwright, I come from a family of wagon menders just outside of York. Not wanting to follow in the family trade, I left to find work, perhaps learn about the law. I ended up here. I care not for riches but only to end the senseless tyranny from the likes of Mortimer, he hides behind a bastion of righteousness, but 'tis only a mask hiding his true lust, which is greed ... he returns...quiet." Mortimer returned and to the horror of Geraldine, he was carrying a large pair of shears. Accompanying him was none other than Laura Stephensen, the Duchess of Salisbury. She had heard of accused witches being shorn, and now all those horrible tales she had heard about were to become a reality. Again he nuzzled her right ear and caressed her auburn hair with his fingers. "Again, where are those pagan relics, those glass jars shaped like jackals, birds and baboons?" he queried, pulling her thick hair. "Stop!!" Jonathan shouted, "I will not let you harm her or cut off her hair!!" He attempted to pull the shears from Mortimer who stuck him in the head with a resonant blow. "You might want to watch yourself, boy, or perhaps I will convince the Chief of Justice that you were giving solace to this witch, they'll certainly believe me and you too will burn with her." He sneered, looking down in disdain at the fallen body of Jonathan. "Now, will you tell me?," he asked again. "I shall tell you nothing!" she spat. He hesitated, for a moment, holding the shears loosley in his hand. "Shear her crowning glory from her!," The Duchess commanded, but he stood there hesitant to begin. "Very well then, Leave the task to me, I'll find the devil's mark on her." Taking the shears, she cut by her ear, watching a three foot clump of hair fall to the floor. Smiling, she clipped and clipped, her sobs becoming louder and louder as her hair, her crowning glory was being taken from her. She cut slowly, enjoying the fact that she was feeling the loss of her hair. What normally took seconds in most cases, as the suspect's hair was gathered and cut off, in this case took several minutes. Still chained, she looked at the mound of hair piling around her bare feet, it was then she felt as if her body was ascending, floating upward into darkness, Mortimer, Jonathan, and The Duchess had faded behind her. 

Suddenly she opened her eyes, and instead of the flickering torches, the ominous cast iron cages, and the snipping of shears, she was enveloped by a soft pink fluorescent light and the distinct smell of gardenias, compliments of the aerosol can conveniently located on the back of the toilet in Lisa's Hair Salon. Relief. She was Lisa Morey, owner of her own salon, well respected and admired throughout the town. Living in Putney, Vermont, she was content with her life, her business and the fact that she was single. Regaining composure, she sub-consciously checked her hair. To her relief, it was still quite long, black and French braided, she exited the bathroom and back to her regular client, Barbara Carlson, a paralegal who came in frequently for a haircut. Wearing her black hair very short, cut above the ears, and shaved in the back, the top was a little longer and able to be styled, being in her mid thirties, she was a radiant lady. "Are you OK Hon?" she asked Lisa, with a concerned look. "I'm sorry to keep you waiting, I must be coming down with something," she answered. "No problem, it's you I'm worried about, maybe you should take a few days off, and recuperate." "Can't. Someone's gotta make the town look good" she laughed, followed by a laugh from Barbara. Lisa and Barbara were good friends even outside the salon. On the weekends, sometimes Lisa would keep the shop closed when Barbara was off, and they would go everywhere together, including a spur of the moment trip to the Canadian border. It was safe to say that spontaneity was the nutrient fertilizing this friendship. "Usual cut today?," Lisa inquired. "Yes, but could we go a little shorter in the back, to beat the heat?" "Sure thing, what's going on this weekend?," "Got a heavy date," she answered, with enthusiasm, "he's really a fascinating guy, you'll have to meet him, he is immersed with the subject of history like you are. He adores the way I wear my hair, that's probably the real reason why I want to go shorter, good for a few extra kisses on the nape," she said, smiling. Lisa rolled her eyes and laughed, picked up her red Oster clippers and began to shave her neck. Using the half inch guard, she proceeded to clip her nape, going from bottom of the ear to well above the ears. The clippers, in harmony with the drone of cicada bugs heard nearby, was quite an interesting musical combination. The small amount of hair that was being cut, only contributed to a little accumulation in the floor, along with a dusting of half- inch hairs on her red cape. Turning off the clippers, she pulled out a straight razor and cleaned Barbara's neck removing both any access hair and stubble, leaving her nape smooth. "There, that ought to satisfy your man, what is his name by the way?," "Mike, he works for a pharmaceutical company in Boston, he's a chemist. He loves to come to Vermont on the weekends to get away. I met him a few weeks ago down at the coffee shop by the town green." she explained, reaching up from under the cape to feel her smooth neck. "Well, have a great night, if I don't see you." Lisa said encouragingly, removing the cape and giving it a shake to allow the small hairs to fall to the floor. "Thanks, and I hope you're feeling better." "With a day's rest, I should be fine." After Barbara had left, Lisa glanced at her appointment book. "No more appointments today, I think I will take the rest of the day off," she thought to herself. "I don't feel it will be that busy, the kids won't be getting their back to school haircuts for another month or so, and most of my other regulars have been here already, it's four now, I'll close a few hours early." Cleaning the remnants of Barbara's hair, her station and her cutting utensils, Lisa quickly mopped the floor, set the store alarm, started her car, and drove home. Once inside her house, an extravagant Itallianette style home built in 1878, she poured herself a glass of wine. Staring around the parlor, she admired the paintings and lithographs she had hanging on her wall. She looked with pride and approval over the many artifacts he had placed on an assortment of shelves and tables throughout the house. One portrait, that was hanging directly across from the settee where she sat, was of great interest to her. The portrait was of a woman dressed in extravagant 16th Century clothing, her frilly dress, purple as the color of morning glories was still vibrant as the day it was painted. The gold earrings and rings on her fingers looked as if one could reach up and remove them. The oils, spices and extracts from available berries in order to provide the colors to the canvas were indeed well preserved, as was the gold plaque embedded in the frame just under the portrait carved in intricate Old English it read, Lady Geraldine Alder Born 1518 Died 1543 Hopefully the injustice done to her on Earth, will be appealed in a higher court. Yes. This painting held her interest, a priority over everything else. Her almond shaped eyes still looked as if she hadn't felt any torment at all, her sensuous lips which one day would scream from persecution and torture were smiling a sensuous crimson grin. Sipping the wine, Lisa remarked, "No my dear you haven't aged a bit, still the attractive twenty five you always were." Lisa was confident that she would be feeling better quite soon after finishing the rather curative wine, as she always did for the past four and a half centuries, for Lisa was in fact Lady Geraldine Alder, circa 1998. As the centuries piled up behind her, she agreed that although there was still a lot of discrimination and religious fervor, especially in the Middle East between the Shiites and the Muslims, life was not half as bad in this century as it was when she lived before she received an immortal reprieve, compliments of a wine recipe her husband, William Alder had obtained from an Egyptian priest when visiting that country on both an expedition and dealing with slave trade. William Alder was first a trader then became an explorer when the age of exploration had made itself known during her lifetime. Being quite well off, she was betrothed to him at fifteen, and he provided her with not only a wealthy environment, he supplied her with fascinating knowledge about the ancient civilizations he encountered. Her portrait was painted by a fine artist he had commissioned in France, even the oils which provided the base for the paints as well as the extracts and spices to provide the colors that survived for so long were imported from the East Indies as the islands and countries of Indonesia, India, Java and others were know as then. Geraldine was fascinated with the stories and legends William shared with her, she also felt privileged, for most women during the mid- 1500s were not well versed in such knowledge as educated women were not common at that time. Her happiness began to fade as the Protestant reformation began to take a foothold on England under the reign of King Henry VIII. Just a year before she was apprehended was when Pope Paul III had initiated the inquisition, and the persecutions began. It was the wine that saved her even then, as she was executed upon the sacrificial pyre in the center of London. It seems that the Babylonian goddess of wine, Siduri revealed the secret ingredient of immortality to a Babylonian high priest. This is contrary to the legendary Gilgamesh, in the epic poem who sought the same secret but found nothing. In return, the priest had to take a sacred vow to use the fermented elixir to better his intelligence and educate the world in the future millenniums to come, and to make sure only a chosen few received this divine gift. "As longevity lengthens, the smaller the world will become," Siduri warned as she entrusted him with the recipe which was first written in cuneiform and later transcribed into hieroglyphics by Egyptian scribes when they uncovered the tablet by the great Ziggurat during Egypt's invasion of Babylon. Throughout many dynasties, the elixir was passed down to only a few scribes, even surviving monotheistic rule during the reign of the Pharaoh Akhenaten where many priests who still believed in polytheism were forced underground. It stayed a complete secret until the arrival of European explorers. The source to brew this wine, as legend has it, came from the legendary reeds found in the Elysian fields or as it was called during the days of Babylon and ancient Egypt, the Field of Reeds. Once she finished the goblet, she knew the recurrences of that fateful day would soon disappear. She knew also that if the wine became unavailable, she would be faced with being transported back to that time to face her execution at the stake. She needn't worry, she knew her elixir would always be there, and she could go on being Lisa Morey, until the time came to move on and take another alias. Finally dozing off, she was now relaxed, and ready to face another day. Saturday. Hot, humid, and sticky and the salon... very busy. There was never a moment when Lisa could sit down. Throughout the course of the day, the falling hair was a Niagara Falls of different pigments. A variety of shorn hair tones lay in small piles behind the three chairs perched on her white linoleum floor during the late afternoon, giving the distinct look of rocks peeking out from a covering of snow. Finally, after business slowed down and all the other stylists had left, she began sweeping up the hair and was getting ready to tie up the garbage bag when she noticed a customer had walked in. He was rather tall and lanky but it was his smile that made her feel uneasy, it was the sinister curl he had in his lips. "Are you still open?," he asked, not sounding at all hostile. "Sure," she answered, with a touch of uneasiness in her voice, " what did you have in mind?," "A haircut that will cool things off," he answered with that slightly crooked smile that made her feel uncontrollably nervous. She studied his head and noticed his hair was pretty short now, cut high above the ears. "How short, crewcut?," she asked. "If you're not closed," he answered calmly. "No I'm not, I'll be right with you." While taking out the tied garbage bag, and replacing it with a new one, she couldn't help but feel that she knew this person, and also that she did not like him. Why, she didn't know, but she just wanted to cut his hair and get rid of him. "OK, I'm all set if you'll just have a seat here," she told him. He sat down and she wrapped a small tissue around his neck before draping the cape around him and snapping it tightly around his neck. It was when she picked up her clippers that this feeling came to her, this feeling of hatred, and this desire for retribution. Putting on the number two guard, the clippers hummed, sounding like a small fleet of warplanes. With a wide smile, she ran the clippers over his right ear, and like a red tornado it left a swath of stubble in it's wake. It was just a matter of minutes before she started clipping his left side, relishing every moment as she watched his brown hair avalanche in clumps down the red cape and to the floor. She clipped his left side, and within minutes a crescent of shorn hair lay strewn around the chair. Once she finished, she ran her clippers over his head once more to see that his hair had been clipped even, and undid the cape. As she shook the cape, chunks of hair fell everywhere. "Well, this should cool things off shouldn't it," he observed, looking in the mirror and appearing to sound calm and satisfied as he ran his hand over his now stubbly head. For just a flash second, she had felt relaxed in his presence. He got up from the chair, and asked what she charged. "Ten dollars." "Here you go, have a wonderful evening," he said kindly, handing her a twenty dollar bill before rushing out the door, giving Lisa a burst of humidity as the door was opened After another customer had walked in, a lady with short blonde hair wanting her nape shaved a little higher, five 'o clock rolled around and she began to close. While cleaning, she could not shake that feeling of uneasiness concerning the man that came in earlier. "Hope he enjoys his new haircut, he'll have it for a while," she laughed to herself before setting the alarm and locking the door. Due to weekend summer traffic, it took a little longer to get home but once inside, a tall glass of iced tea amidst the frigid sorcery of her air conditioner and she felt great, laying like a grand monarch surrounded by her guard of ancient treasures. "Well well, Lady Alder, your hair looks nice black, and if I remember correctly it didn't take long for it to grow out, after it had been cut off, before condemning you to burn," a voice said, as Lisa grabbed her purse where she kept an assortment of defenses including a pistol and pepper spray. "Who are you!?," she demanded. It was then that the intruder made his appearance. It was the man that was in her salon. "Yes, I'm Mortimer, but now I go by the name of Dan. How nice it is to see you after four and a half centuries," he grinned, with that same crooked grin he had in the Tower of London. "You had better leave this house now!," she shouted pointing the gun at him," What you called The Lord's work back then is a number of charges now, including rape, assault and battery, breaking and entering, I can keep going if you like." "Relax, I'm not going to harm you. Come on, this is the twentieth century, if I tried to drag you into court on witchcraft charges they would lock me up, instead of you," he said assuringly. "John Wainright was correct about one thing, money was all that I was after. I was propelled by greed not this righteous witchcraft claptrap they were pushing around in England until what was it?1650, I believe. I still desire money though, that's why I'm a lawyer these days," he remarked. "Oh really, and do you see your friend, Laura, 'The Duchess'?" "No, I thought I saw some one who looked like her working at the Boston Branch of the I.R.S though." "Evolution playing a sick joke, no doubt," she retorted. "Aren't you at all interested in what happened to your husband, or Wainwright? I mean once we found out you didn't die you had already disappeared for parts unknown, I searched for you but you were no where to be found, any way it is with deep regret that I must tell you that your husband died. Not by my hands or England's either, he fell victim to a plague that swept the Aztec and Inca tribes." "I'm sure your heart bleeds for me," she said flatly. "Aren't you curious as to how I managed to stay so youthful? You have to admit for being almost five hundred years old, I don't look a day over forty-two. Well it's like this Wainwright, reluctant as he was, and I went through your house shortly after we had thought you were burned. We inspected your belongings carefully and had set them aside to bring with us, it was then that we found your cask, of course Jonathan was hesitant but I convinced him to drink with me. Being intoxicated I had decided to pick up your relics the next day, so as not to break anything. Needless to say when I came back apparently you had been there, claimed your belongings and moved on to another part of the world." "I suggest you leave this house now before I call the police!!" she shouted. "Aren't you the least bit curious about Jonathan?," he asked, smirking. "What about him, did you kill him too?," "No, he is very much alive-" "Jonathan... alive?," she asked, totally shocked. "Alive and single I might add," He continued chuckling, "works with a guy, Mike, whom I believe has an uncontrollable desire to kiss women's shaved necks, a friend of yours, Barbara I believe is currently dating him. He is known these days as Mark, Mark Peterson." She couldn't believe it. Jonathan Wainwright, alive. She first thought that Dan or Mortimer rather was playing a sick joke. And how did he know so much about her, and about Barbara? As much as she hated him for what he had done to her she had to have some answers. "Mark and I have learned to put what happened in the past, where it belongs. After all due to obvious circumstances we must stick together. Meet us on the town green in a half hour, I promise you Mark will be there, you can see for yourself. If you think I'm going to harm you can bring your pepper spray or your gun, I'll prove to you I'm not lying." She stood waiting, though she didn't feel the need to bring her pistol, she did bring her mace. The police, who frequent this area of town so as to discourage teenage drinking, are seen quite a bit so she had nothing to worry about. Minutes passed and then she saw two men walking towards her. The moon was shining bright amongst the shimmering stars. She kept reminiscing about her husband and how he had told her that Thoth was the Egyptian god of the moon as well as writing, the arts and sciences and he also stood for truth. "Although you know each other, I still should re-introduce you, Lisa or rather Geraldine Alder, this is Mark Peterson, alias Jonathan Wainwright." They immediately embraced, holding each other tightly. Soon they engaged in a passionate kiss before speaking through tears of joy over this long overdue reunion. "After what I had put you through in the past, I wanted to give some of your life back to you. I just hope someday you too can put aside what happened and leave it where it belongs, in the fading pages of history. I shant stay, I must be moving on after all a lifetime to us is eternity." As Dan walked down the street, the moonlight shining the way like a silken path, both Lisa and Peter caressed each other vowing to take care of each other in the centuries to come. 
 
 
 
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