December 31, 1999:
Well, guess this is the countdown until
the world ends. Oh yeah, now there's the joke, this Y2K crap is just another
capitalistic ploy for so these panic-happy computer moguls can make a few
bucks. Only two more days until a new century dawns. Looking at the clock
it's almost 9 am., time for my "Linda fix". She is the hottest neighbor
to move into the apartment next to me, her short blonde hair is her
best feature. I just love to watch her rub it as the wind picks up and
playfully brushes the wedge shaped cowlick on her neck, like an invisible
hand tickling her neck (oh, if only it was mine, oh well be right back.).
Just in time, I even got a chance to see
her skirt blow upwards a little bit, I know it's not that much of a deal
but Linda is a real sweetie, and with the heavy coats and galoshes, there
is not that much of an opportunity to see much in the way of flesh, not
until around summer time anyway. I should get ready for work, yes, though
I can't believe it, I have to work today, at least I can watch the ball
drop at my friend's place. He's having a huge bash with plenty of beer
and a nice spread of chow (if the lights are low, maybe I can kiss a few
napes of unsuspecting ladies there),who knows. One thing's for certain,
I should be a little more discreet, one of these days I'm going to get
snagged, I'm not sure if it's considered rape but I'm sure I'll get in
some deep shit with the cops if I'm not careful. All I really do is manage
to smooch women's napes, no big deal, but the way things are going I could
face legal problems. A quick peck in a dimly lit bar, theater or at the
mall salon during a power failure (some of which I've created) I think
is harmless maybe I'll meet a compatible mate and put this whole nonsense
behind me. As the 21st century approaches, I have thought to myself as
to how I became so obsessed with women, women with short hair, women cutting
hair and especially napes. Guess I'll have fo fill your pages with this
self-anylization of myself at a later time, right now it's off to work
at the mall, (and a little voyeurism on my lunch hour thanks in part to
the fact that CUTTERS INC, a salon with all women employees is right across
the place I work), and anticipation of the revelry about to take place
at my friend's apartment. So long for now, I'll probably have a lot to
write tomorrow if I'm not too sick, at least I'm off bye for now. Linda
was looking great :))
January 2,2000:
What a night!! I'm surprised I'm not comatose,
the party was great, though I don't remember much. I did see a couple of
cute women there. One had a pixie the other had a chili bowl cut. After
a few drinks, and when the lights in my friend's apartment were turned
off, I began to feel really good. At that point I wasn't going to try to
attempt to sneak in a kiss or two but when the ball did drop, I managed
a conventional kiss from the one with the pixie (It's the other one I was
interested in, with the shaved nape). I'm not too sure what happened after
that, I may or may not have attempted anything with the other lady though
after a few wine coolers, beer and other stuff one is apt to do just about
anything. My inhibitions are brought into the open after a few drinks and
I fear I may have tried something. If I did, I hope I didn't piss her off
(or get caught he he he). Oh well the cops haven't broke my door down and
that's a good sign. I hope to catch a glimpse of Linda today, she's the
real object of my affection, I'm sure with a little more talking she'll
learn to like me.
January 10, 2000:
Between work and studying I haven't had
time to jot down anything. Looks like Cutters Inc. got a new facelift.
The interior is painted a soft yellow with polished black and white tiles,
a nice change from the plain white ones before, I suppose the next
time I go in for a trim, I'll feel like a pawn being moved by several,
and to my astute observations rather beautiful queens. During my break
when I sit across from the salon "reading", (a nice euphemism for voyeurism),
I did notice a dramatic change in staff attire. Per usual it was an all
female staff but gone are the skin-tight sweaters and tank tops of the
20th century Cutters Inc. In fact these ladies look strangely attractive
even more so than before. Some wore jeans while others wore short but not
too short skirts. Each wore a light colored blouse that was buttoned up
to the neck which is opinion, professional...but pretty. I'm glad to see
one of the stylists was gone though she was cute as hell with her
tight tops and micro-mini skirts but a total slasher with the scissors.
I went in there for a trim once and well it was probably my fault because
I was looking at the blonde curls which cascaded down her back and her
hoop earrings more than to what she was doing. Friendly enough and talkative
despite the fact I couldn't understand her between the pops she made with
her bubble gum, she snipped and snipped away, and before I knew it, a nice
island was forming in my lap. Looking in the mirror, I was aghast at what
I saw, my hair was all uneven with several sides shorter than the other.
"Wow, sorry about that..." was all she could
say, again this was said between smacks and pops of gum. She stood for
about ten minutes, which seemed like hours for me, snipping her scissors,
and humming saying, "hmmmmmmmm what can I do?"
The solution, out came the Osters and my hack
job by this vivacious nitwit with banana curls was reduced to a half inch
crewcut which I must admit felt rather sensuous. Like I said she was hot
but couldn't give a haircut worth a damn. I assume she didn't want to work
for the new owner or decided to use her clippers on labradors, collies,
and poodles as opposed to humans, that's probably what became of her, being
the "Help Wanted" sign in Gina's Dog salon was taken down as I passed by
there this morning. I may go back to this place for a trim soon who knows,
maybe even create another "power failure" in that part of the mall and
sneak in a few smooches on the napes of clients being sheared by the new
personnel. All was quiet today but as soon as I see a young lady being
shorn...it's lights out heh heh heh.
January 23, 2000:
It's been a bummer for the past two weeks,
Linda just cannot understand that we belong together, every morning, before
getting ready for classes, I make effort after effort to watch Linda walk
to her car, and rubbing her nape the way she does when a gust of wind blows.
I have managed to talk to her a few times but she acts totally uninterested.
This is what I cannot understand, we're meant to be together, we both like
the same movies, she's a cat lover like myself, and I'm just as good-looking
and intelligent as any guy she is dating now so what gives? I'll give her
time to come around, she'll realize that I'm the one for her.
January 25, 12:midnight:
If I didn't see it, I wouldn't have
believed it. I was coming back from lunch today, and the scene I encountered
in the parking lot was quite amusing. It seems this brat of a girl had
wanted something from the mall, what, I don't know. Anyway, she was accompanied
by two adult women who were desperately trying to get her to behave. All
this girl could do was carry on until finally she called one of the ladies
a bitch, the women, with a graying pageboy finally threw up her hands in
disgust. She rummaged through her bags, producing a pair of orange handled
scissors still wrapped in it's container. Swiftly she picked the girl up,
and swatted her several times before calling to the other woman to restrain
her. While the other woman held the girl, a swift schink of the scissors
removed the ponytail that was quaintly tied by a flowery- looking hair
elastic.
"There, now that should teach you, don't you
ever call me that again," the woman scolded.
The girl screamed louder when the mother, I think,
finally joined the two women. While talking to the two women, the girl
kept screaming 'Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!" until her mom finally cracked her
across the mouth and asked the woman within the pageboy to hold her again.
Reaching in her bags now, her mom brought out a red Oster haircut kit which
she plugged into the lighter. Though usually loud, the clippers whispered
in comparison to the girl's screams as the Osters peeled off of what was
an uneven bob. Soon these screams would be muffled by the closing of a
car door which soon pulled out of the parking space. The little girl's
hair sat in the lot for a few seconds before a gust of wind soon blew it
away, I'll tell you what, I've seen some weird stuff in my day but as of
today this takes the cake.
I also decided to give Cutters Inc. another
try, I went in today to make an appointment for a trim. The person I talked
to was Heather, cute, tall, slender with blonde hair tied in a French twist.
She was dressed in the manner I described before but she also wore a
feminine ribbon tie. Unlike the others she also wore a black hairdresser's
apron. Since I didn't know any of the staff she said she's take me, I assume
she is the owner, I'm not sure guess I'll find out tomorrow.
February 2, 2000:
Another busy week, well the haircut was
in one word...sensuous. Heather is really hot and quite curvaceous even
through her apron and blouse. She has a smile that could hypnotically convince
you to allow her to shave you bald, luckily for me, my will was stronger,
and a more interesting lady happened to pass the salon. Linda was walking
by when I left the salon, and I managed to talk to her for a minute. She
admired my haircut with both adoring eyes and a few strokes of her cold
fingers along my shorn nape. She said it reminded her she had to make an
appointment to have her haircut as well too. With an ulterior motive in
mind I told her to try Cutters, and ask for Heather which she did soon
after. Later that day, I felt my neck where Heather has cleaned it with
both a straight razor and clippers, and it felt smooth but a little stubbly,
you know the feeling you get not long after the stylist clips your nape?
She still looked fine, with that smile of hers and her tits nearly brushed
my face when she was cutting the front. Well, I got some planning to do,
Linda is going in for her haircut tomorrow and well, it looks like things
will be "dark" tomorrow.
February 3, 2000:
I think I may have got caught, but I'm
not sure. As scheduled Linda showed up for her appointment. The minute
I saw Heather cape her, shampoo her, sit her in the chair and start cutting,
I put my plan into work. I watched, making sure that both no one would
see me and that Heather had began cutting away showing some of Linda's
nape. When I knew the clippers would be turned on I snuck into a side door
which led to a circuit panel. Being close to the salon I knew I would have
time to get in a smooch or two and get out of there before the lights came
back on. After all I was becoming quite an expert at this. I hit the switch
marked "Cutters Inc." and four others in the same area and listened to
the muffled and confused gasps of the patrons in that immediate area. I
made my way to the salon, nuzzled Linda's ear and began kissing her neck
amidst her violent squirms and protests. I reached down, and per usual
grabbed clumps of her hair that had fallen to the floor and was walking
out when the room flooded with light. I'm pretty sure that no one saw me
kissing her but I'm almost positive that one of the stylists saw me with
a good handful of her hair even though I tried to hide it discreetly. So
far the cops aren't knocking on my door and I guess no news is good news,
but still for now I'd better hang low.
February 6, 2000:
So far so good, which is ok, I'll be quite
busy the rest of the month anyway between work and school. If I feel the
urge to see women cut hair there are plenty of sites on the Internet with
live web cams and a great site from The Netherlands that is totally dedicated
to women who cut the hair of men, other women and even themselves,
and there's always good ole Victoria's Secret should my modem die, so the
best thing to do is lay low until I know for sure everything is cool.
February 14, 2000:
Linda still cannot understand, I tried
to give her roses and she totally blew me off. When I asked her out and
she flatly refused. She must realize that I'm the only one for her, I have
a special place where I store the shorn hair I took from the salon, when
I get bummed out over not being able to convince Linda I'm the one for
her, I take a sniff and feel so much better. Things will come around eventually
I know, she'll realize my persistence is only for the best, and I'm doing
only what I think is right for her. I did notice the salon has shades half
drawn, I hope they don't suspect me.
February 15, 2000:
Just as I suspected, I was questioned by
both the police and security. Though they didn't come right out and ask,
I'm sure they're suspicious, so I guess I'd better lay low. Linda still
won't talk to me she just needs to be convinced that's all.
March 5, 2000:
The word for today is "busy." Between studies
and work I have no time to do anything. Things are quiet at the mall, and
I've really been enjoying the hair site dedicated to women cutting hair.
It's updated every month and they have a "This Month's Favorite" which
I like and they even have movies you can download. Awesome, I think I'll
move to Europe lots of people seem to share my interest in hair.
March 7, 2000:
I tell you what I'm going to be glad school
will be out on break in another week. It's work work work. I think I need
another trim, I'll have to look for another place though, going back to
Cutters Inc. would probably be a bad idea. Linda just says "hi" in a cold
way, I'll just have to use more persuasion like I had to do with other
women who felt they didn't like me.
March 12, 2000:
I must have a divining rod that finds bad
hairdressers. Well it was off to the Cut-O-Rama for a haircut and guess
who works there? The cutie with the blonde curls to her waist that butchered
me between smacks of bubble gum chewing. Her name is Tara, that much I
did find out, and she still wears the same hoop earrings she wore at Cutters
Inc. Her skirts were still microscopic and the light blue sweater she was
wearing looked as if it was painted on her. Nervous as I was, she caped
me and began to wash my hair. I must admit her hands caressing my hair
felt goooood, and she does have a nice smile. She sat me at her station
and began cutting. I noticed she was a little more cautious and she had
stopped chewing her gum. She snipped slowly around my ears and was beginning
to cut the back when she stopped.
"I know you," she said. I looked puzzled but
she didn't seem upset. That was when she said "hold on," and out came a
set of red clippers which in the empty salon seemed to reverberate off
the walls. Before I could say anything, she cut a swath right down the
middle of my head.
"I remember you like a crew, it's been a while
huh," she said, giggling Within seconds all my hair was once again in my
lap, though the pile was a lot smaller than the last time. She did mention
that she went to the bar down the street after work, I may go down there
later and talk to her. Come to think of it, I will, school is out and I
think she could use the company.
March 13 11 am:
Tara was a little apprehensive when I came
in. I told her that cutting my hair that short was not a good idea and
that I didn't like my hair that short. I may have lost my temper but she
could have at least let me buy her a drink. I ended up leaving and I did
run into her later. It was outside the bar that I persuaded her to see
things in a different light. I seem to be getting better at persuading
people.
Later-
It seems Linda was running late too, I
walked out and began to talk to her, it took a little time but I think
she now sees things my way.
Epilogue:
On a routine check, local police noticed
some bloody fingerprints on the door of Linda Buford's car. Noticing a
figure inside the tainted glass of the car, police soon discovered the
brutally battered body of Miss Buford. Remembering the markings found on
the body of Tara Greensilk the night before, detectives searched, and found
familiar hair samples on both bodies. Police didn't have to search far,
for hair samples taken from Linda matched the samples discreetly taken
from Mark Kinder during his questioning. After a full investigation, Mark
Kinder was finally convicted of both the murder of Tara Greensilk and Linda
Buford. Further investigation led detectives to several unsolved murders
he committed over the past three years.
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