All of the jokes on this site are completely safe to download (hehehe) and many are made to be so small that you can send them by e-mail.

Many of the jokes are little programs (exe files) so they will work on any PC that has Windows95 or NT. Some old DOS gags will be available and hopefully something for Mac owners to.( Having a Mac is a joke in it self…)

BUT, some of the programs are written in Visual Basic so you have to download the basic *.dll file and place it in your windows system directory. Many of you have it already. If you don't you can get it here .(1.2mb) 

If you find this fun I have more that I can send you by e-mail at a low cost. (customized for you)

Below you find descriptions to the programs and Links to even more accurate description and download.

The programs are shareware and as I am one of the programmers we count on your support.

Are you an idiot ?? 

Simulates a system error and a box comes up with some accusations and a question about the users IQ. J 

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Opens up with a splash screen with red hearts flying around and romantic messages to the user. Works every time. J 

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Doddi E-Mail

Pops up at startup and starts to insult the user. Available in three versions ; Soft, Medium and Hard J 

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