How to Pass a Random Drug Test

This is dedicated to all the people that didn't pass a drug test !

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Before I begin, I am warning you that this informational site is a collaboration of a few different recourse sites, Therefore the Info is NOT guaranteed to be successful in 100 % of the cases. Also keep in mind that there is no scientific method to show how much pot is in your system, with that said let's begin...

...If you smoke Marijuana you fall into one of the following pothead classifications...

Infrequent Smokers	1 - 2 Sessions / Month
Light Smoker	3 - 7 Sessions / Month
Moderate Smoker	More than Once / Week
Heavy Smoker	Several Times / Week
Full-Blown Pothead	Several Times / Day or Hour

...There are currently 4 Types of Drug Tests, these are...

Urine	The Most Common.
Blood	Expensive + Does not Detect effectively enough after 48 hrs
Hair	Not common, Results too faulty
Saliva	Not common, results not accurate enough yet.

...Next Comes some advice for the 5 Pothead Classifications...

Infrequent Smoker.

This pothead will most likely pass every test that is taken, provided that it isn't the morning after. They will pass very easily 'cause, 1 - 3 times / Month is classified as Second-Hand smoke. Therefore when tested positive, a common excuse that is used is that it is from casual contact, but studies have been determining that if this were true you would have had to been 4 hours of exposure to intense smoke, i.e. phishbowling a car for four hours.

Light Smoker.

This pothead has a 70 % Chance of passing every test that comes his or her way. The % Depends on the potency, body chemistry, and frequency. Timing is also a huge factor, if you have to take the test the morning after your chances of passing fall dramatically. There are three ways to help your chances of passing tests.

Drink a shit load of water all the time.
Be alert to when the test is going to be, try not to take one before noon, or not before 4 or 5 pees.
Take a lot of vitamins, to help flush, and re-color your urine from the flushing techniques.

Moderate Smoker.

This pothead has to stay continually aware of random drug tests, since random drug testing is actually designed to catch the moderate smoker. There are a couple of ways to help your chances of passing with a negative feedback.

Know your company's drug testing procedure, when, where, and if you are watched.
If the test is announced the prior day follow the steps above for the light smoker.
If the random drug tests are on the spot with no preparation time, a urine additive is the best answer.

Heavy Smoker and Full Blown Pothead.

This pothead's best choice is to work at a job that doesn't even require drug tests. If there is a test follow the standard Abstinence and flushing techniques, keep in mind a two week abstinence period is required before flushing should take place. Without the two weeks of abstinence the flushing won't work, and you will fail. There are also a couple of suggestions to help you pass the test.

Use a urine additive.
Drink a Detox. drink.
Pray for some luck.

Here are some of the Detox agents, and how they work...

Flushing Teas

The teas remove the toxins from the body before the test, yielding clan urine.

PRO'S - Usually work for Light and Moderate Smokers, thousands have passed using teas.

CON'S - Your urine sample can fail because it is too dilute, there is no real science behind it, and it takes anywhere from 2 - 6 hours to kick in.

Carbo Drinks

The Carbo drink prevents the toxins from leaving the body, yielding clean urine.

PRO'S - Proven to work by the Scientific Community, Extremely effective for the Light and moderate Smokers.

CON'S - Takes one hour to kick in, most taste horrible, and not very effective for the Heavy Smoker.

Urine Additives

Destroy the toxins in the urine to yield a clean urine sample.

PRO'S - Most additives work at a moments notice, and are extremely effective.

CON'S - Difficult to use if you are being watched, most leave a trace of an adulterant in the urine, but few can be detected.

A last word.....

Member now, this page is just a guide, don't count on it 100 % to get you through your day safely, cause it might fail if there are other factors, but keep safe all stoners, and keep the smoke alive !!