Once upon a time, a long time ago, there lived a beautiful princess named Bunny. Bunny had long flowing hair, beautiful shining eyes, and a body that made every male in the kingdom suffer from an extreme case of blue balls at the very sight of her. Little did they know that Bunny was, in actuality, a drag queen. Her royal parents weren't even aware of the fact. In fact, Bunny's parents had arranged for him to wed the handsome Prince Xavier, which was a problem. Bunny didn't like men, no, he was very heterosexual, he just felt more at ease in women's clothing. Sadly, Bunny could not let it be known that he was a drag queen because he knew his parents would kick his ass out of the castle. So poor Bunny kept his mouth shut, felling he was doomed to marry Xavier.
One day, Prince Xavier came to visit.
"My darling Bunny!" he cried, immediately grabbing Bunny in a passionate embrace. He planted a big, wet kiss on Bunny's lips. That was another reason he hated Xavier; he was a bad kisser. The week that followed of Xavier's visit was pure Hell for poor Bunny, and when he finally left, Bunny sighed a sigh of relief. One day he was called to his parents' chamber for a very important reason. Poor Bunny had no idea of what was about to happen.
"Bunny, dear, we have some most exciting news for you!" said his snobbish father.
"Yes, father. Pray tell, what is it?" answered Bunny, trembling with excitement.
"Hun, tomorrow you are going to wed Prince Xavier!"
Bunny was so shocked and revolted that he was speechless and could only return to his room when dismissed by the royal couple.
The next day, the castle was a bustle of servants running to and fro, making preparations for the wedding. Finally, the moment Bunny was dreading was upon him: time to walk down the aisle.
His steps were heavy as he, clothed in white lace and baby's breath in his hair, made his way up the floral aisle, to Prince Xavier. Suddenly, he halted. The music stopped and everyone stared as Bunny lifted his dress up to reveal his underwear…pink lace with a strange bulge beneath it.
"Fools!" bunny cackled hysterically. "I'm a man! A man!"
("Wedding jitters?" murmured one attendee to another. "I guess.")
From there, Bunny broke into "Sweet Transvestite". The entire audience upon hearing his out of tune voice, dropped dead from shock. What a shame. Prince Xavier, however, remained standing, smiling.
"I love women with penises." He whispered huskily.
"Why are you making fun of me!" whined Bunny.
"I'm not. In fact, since you decided to come clean, so will I. I'm a drag king. I'm really a woman. See, check out my tits. Aren't they nice and bouncy?" for emphasis Xavier jiggled up and down.
"So, just because you have tits doesn't mean you're a woman! Many men have large tits!"
"Okay, wanna see my cunt!" Xavier said eagerly.
Bunny shook his head in bewilderment. "You're making fun of me!" he whined.
Xavier frowned. "I'm not." She insisted. "I love you."
Bunny was suddenly consumed by passion. He felt his penis grow hard. Never had he ever felt so horny. Xavier noticed the bulge beneath his dress and smiled seductively, slowly unbuttoning her shirt to reveal [THE FOLLOWING MATERIAL HAS BEEN CENSORED DUE TO GRAPHIC SEX SCENE TAKING PLACE]
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She was crying afterwards. Hard. He didn't feel the best either. "You are a terrible fuck! And your weenie! I've seen pixie sticks with more power." She sobbed. "Get away from me!"
"But Xavier! I thought you loved me!" Bunny tried to hold her, but she drew back.
"I could never love anyone who can't work it! My cunt is covered with bite marks. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BITE HARD!"
Bunny whimpered, "But Xavier!"
"I'd rather be reamed with a broom stick!" continued Xavier furiously. "At least that stays hard!"
"Okay, I'll tell you why! At first I was a man. I was born a man, but I started having feelings for men. My Maurice worked just fine and wonderfully too, but since my parents thought I was a girl, I had a sex change and had it cut off. Well, I couldn't live like tat. It felt as if something was missing and whenever I felt the need to jack-off, it wasn't there. So, I had a sex change once again, and became a man that I've always been. But there was a mishap during the operation, and the doctors couldn't reconnect all the muscles and nerves back together properly." Explained Bunny, "So, do you love me now?"
