Once upon a time there was a frog. The frog's name was Fredrico, Fredrico Frog. He was a happy little frog and spent his days merrily leaping from lily pad to lily pad. Yet, Fredrico's life wasn't all flowers and fun. You see, Fredrico was hitting froggie puberty and was beginning to notice the other adolescent frogs. Then, it happened. Fredrico was struck with a severe case of penis envy. He had rather small froggie organs and since frogs go naked, there was no hiding it. Poor Fredrico, when the other frogs noticed that he was embarassed about his size. They teased and ridiculed him endlessly. One day, he got so fed up of being teased that he went to see Dr. Frog. Dr. Frog specialized in penis augmentations. Dr. Frog told Fredrico that he'd have to examine it and measure the size to make sure that it did increase in size, but Fredrico was shy and unsure if he should let Dr. Frog see it. Dr. Frog assured him that he's seen many penises, big and small, and he wouldn't comment upon it, but when Fredrico finally ascented, Dr. Frog almost choked with laughter. He had never seen a penis as small as Fredrico's . . . you needed a super microscope to see it. As Dr. Frog's laughter filled his ears, Fredrico was consumed with fury.
"Damn you!" cried Fredrico. He placed his flippers over his teeny-weeny peeny and hopped backwards. "Damn you!" he repeated louder. Dr. Frog continued to laugh. Fredrico grapped a scapel off the table and furiously began to stab Dr. Frog until he was a liquidy pulp.
As Fredrico panted, he began to scan the room."Hmmm . . .guess I should do the operation myself."
An hour later, Fredrico had a weener that was twice his size. He regarded it, awestruck.
"With this penis," he declared, "I could take over the world!"
And the moral of this story is:
-Always wear clean underwear 'cause you never know if you'll be in an accident.
