A whole tubful of nuthin'!

"Speak softly/drive a sherman tank"

-They Might Be Giants, Song lyric from "Rhythm Section Want Ad"

the ash zone.

AHHHHHHHH! It has been a while since I decided to do anything with this page, hasn't it? well I haven't had much use for it until now, to tell the truth, but I think I will use it to vent to the world my thoughts, angers, and frustrations. And I am one thoughtful, angry, frustrated dude, let me tell you. Anyway, this page shall chronicle my life and might as well be a private journal because it's not like anyone will see it. Well here we go.

I graduated high school last June and it's been a blast ever since...sleeping until ten (something my stepfather feels is the devil's work) playing guitar and keyboard all day, writing stupid songs, it was the SHIT! But that's all over now. I've started classes here at the "University of Warsaw" (no, not Poland) Rappahannock Community college. And I've been going for about four days now. It's pretty unstrenous, because there is always at LEAST two hours in between my classes to do any homework I need to do (so I don't have to worry about it at home). I'm almost officially in a band, which I dubbed Eddie From Jersey (though I don't know how everyone else likes it...) and we just recorded some more stuff last night. That was fun. My friend Logan (piano GOD) rapped about Cinderella (no, not the eighties hair band) and did a stylin version of the Humpty dance which had us rolling. That'll be on the internet soon...(much to Logan's dismay...or is that "coaxial jack" now?) So all sorts of crazy things happen to me...oh did I say crazy? I meant boring. Enjoy the other sites here, and don't expect any additions to the MST3K page any time soon...not really any point since the show is now locked in rerun hell forever...I'll leave it up and you can enjoy what's there...but just realize you will probably tire of it after a while...just like most websites...

For a website you won't tire of for a long time, check out RobotFrank.com You may piss yourself...

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