Thursday December 28, 2000
"Hello, my name is Mike and I'll be your server tonight, can I interest
you in some hors’dourves?"
Inspector Bal in da HOUSE!
Remember that one time all of us got together and stayed sober?
Me neither.
I'm dead sexy.
"This suit is way too small, my nuts are in my stomach"
After a few more of these you can give her the "pdoot-pdoot"
Has anyone seen my shirt? Fuck it, I don't want it anyways
Hard to believe it, but Suzanne stayed sober for her entire birthday.
It was burnin' up at camp, so Choch and Bal did their best to cool
down.
"Hey Tim, while you're down there....."
The single most important reason why Tim is not in charge of the fire.