As I said, I'm going to school at Tennessee Tech University. Listed here is what we have termed the Tech Drug Distribution List. There's a story behind how this started but no one would really get it anyway and I don't think it should be posted on the web, since names would have to be mentioned....
Note: Please keep in mind that this is all said with a very tounge in cheek manner.
The Chemistry Department
The chemistry department makes its own crack. The good crack they keep for themselves and the bad crack they send on to the physics department. Sometimes they get their supplies from the biology department, which is why some of the crack is good and some is bad.
The Physics Department
The physics department gets all their crack from the chemistry department. As such, all their crack is bad crack. This explains a lot about them now, huh?
The Math Department
The math department has the imported crack. This is the really fine stuff. Mostly they import from Europe, though they've been known to work with Canada, South America, and a little bit of China crack. They pay for it, but when they manipulate the equations right, it all works.
The Biology Department
The biology department is on the all natural drugs. This is the stuff you don't find on the black market much at all. Things like special shrooms, frogs you lick to get high, and the like. Sometimes they have been known to sell supplies at a reduced cost to the chemistry department.
The Engineering Department
The engineers are known for being crack scavengers. They don't do much on their own for crack, but take whatever morsels they can possibly find. It's been known that they sometimes get hooked up with crack from other departments. Chemical engineers get supplies from the chemistry department from time to time and the civils and mechanicals get hooked up from the physics department. Just work with it, you can see more connections. All engineers can from time to time be hooked up with the imported stuff from the math department, but this is not an everyday occurance.
The Computer Science Department
All compsci's are on vitual crack, e-crack if you will. This is the really freaky stuff you don't find in real life, but only on-line.
The Nursing Department
In my opinion, nurses have it the best. They don't do the petty crack like everyone else. They get the high narcotics. This is stuff like morphene, codene, the like. And they are not known to share, either.
The Psych Department
The psychology department is the most devious. They have ways of conning you out of your crack. So watch it carefully if you're running low. They manage to convince you that you WANT to give up your crack to them and they are good at it. They do not like to try and get crack in a more legit manner.
The English Department
The English department doesn't do crack. They're on acid. Pure acid. What else would explain all that literary symbolism crap they keep spouting about?
The Music Department
The music department is also opposed to the regular crack. Mostly because it's not strong enough for their purposes. When you look at things from a logical standpoint, why do people want to be music majors? Simple. All the instruments are laced with LSD. They don't know what hit them and later don't know how to get away. It's all about the LSD for them.
The Business Department
The business people don't deal much with the drugs themselves, but more with the distribution, buying, selling, etc. of the drugs. They do the drug stock market, deal with imports and exports, cost efficiency of the crack production and intake, and various other little business things related to crack. You can be assured the good drug money goes through here.
The Education Department
Education department teaches about the drugs. Depending on what you're doing with the education determines what you teach about (i.e., education history is history of drugs, education chemistry is how to make the drugs, etc.).
The Honors Program
The honors kids are a special batch. Not only do they get the benefits of their chosen major, but they really don't need it. All honors students have a gland in their bodies that naturally produces crack straight into their bloodstream. We just have to learn to tap that crack gland....
Administration
No crack. They're just on withdrawal.