The Revolution is Upon Us...

2007 Note: To indicate how old this is, I was rereading it and found a link to my hotmail address at the end of the page. I haven't used hotmail since late 2005 (and the account has now expired completely). I've decided to change nothing here other than deleting that address and adding this note, to preserve a sample of me as an early undergrad (ah, to be that young again...then again, no thanks).

I have, as many of my friends know, plans for world dominion. If I ever get off my lazy butt and do it, this is generally how things will run (yeah, know my plans, THINK you can stop them.....but I will triumph, and when I do, Mr. Big will fall). [And yes, this was created in my pre-sociology days.]

1. Since Bill Gates has already taken over this country, I will assassinate him and move into his position. During this time will occur the pre-wave, otherwise known as the "unfortunate casualties of the revolution". Basically, anyone tha I personally despise (or that my friends personally despise) are out of here.
2. I have operatives throughout Europe. At the time that I take over Microsoft (and thereby the U.S.), they will overthrow the European Union and take any uninitiated European countries by force. Mexico will accept my invitation to join the U.S. and Canada will decide it doesn't care as long as they can keep doing their thing. I will now control North America and Europe.
3. From here I will send diplomats to China and India. Claiming to have ways to solve all of their problems, they will decide to follow me and I will then control a large portion of the population. With these forces, it will take little time to conquer the rest of Asia.
4. Nuclear bombs will be given to counties of the Middle East, and they will end up blowing each other up. Granted, this means I lose an entire area to nuclear winter, but it's an acceptable loss as I doubt I could control them.
5. I will threaten South America and Africa with the same fate as the Middle East, thereby gaining their support for my throne, um, I mean leadership. Finally I will talk to Austrailia and they will decide that there's no point in resisting, and they don't really care anyway, and will also submit to me. Antartica is of no concern, I count is as already under my control, even if others do not know it yet.
6. I will resurface Atlantis for my home base.
7. Then comes the First Wave Part A. This is where I rid the world of stupid people. By stupid people, I do not mean people who are mentally retarded. I have a great deal of patience for people like that and do not undermine their potential, however small it may be. Instead, by stupid people, I mean people that are inconsiderate and think only of themselves, and at times don't even think well for themselves. These are people that turn their bass up really high so that walls a block away are shaking. These are people that do not have the common courtesy God graced a goat. These are stupid people and I will have the world rid of them. Added bonus: lower world population.
8. Then will come the First Wave Part B. This is where I enhance Part A (Actually, I decided to break down the First Wave to make it more logistical to deal with). At this point I will rid the world of all the stupid drivers. These are people that do not know how to use a turn signal, tailgate, cut you off, turn into improper lanes, do not drive at proper speeds (too fast or too slow), and are generally a nuisance on the road because of things that they do or do not do. (Yes, I realize this may eliminate most drivers, but the world will be a better place.)
9. A Second Wave is pending. It depends on how things go with the First Wave and what I find left after that point.
10. The following distributions will happen:

    Person	Country
    Shelley	Australia
    Katie	Canada and Mexico
    Rachel	Britain
    Eric	Germany
    Dan	Japan
    Bean	Greenland (to become Beanland)
    Jason Taylor	Iceland (to become Greenland)
    Matt Couch	New Zealand (stick it to 'em)
    Amanda R.	Korea
    Anna H.	Hawaii (Rest of US pending)
    Joe-Joe	Brazil
    Brian	Bermuda Triangle

    If you're not getting your fair share, let me know and I'll see if you "deserve" anything.....nepotism lives!!