th visitor to -- what did you do to my counter? You broke it! You broke it! (Runs away crying.)
Esmeralda's Divine Postcards:
Show all your online friends how much style and class you've got and send them one of Esmeralda's classy cards. There are over 30 pictures and 25 songs to choose from to compose your totally unique message.
Famous Last Words:
Have a laugh, confront your fear of death, and get your chance for internet fame all in one click! What more could anyone ask for?
Lillie's Survey:
A brand-spanking-new survey with brand new questions. I DO receive these responses and read each and everyone!
Tales of Terror and Mystery:
One page scary stories with terrifying illustrations designed to instill morals in young people. (The scariest part of all is that you get to see what I looked like in 8th grade.)
Scary Poetry! and Haikus:
Ever notice how all teenagers like to write poems, but nobody really likes to read them? That's all changed, thanks to Lillie's Weird and Wonderful Web Site. Sad, moody poets never made you laugh so hard.
From the makers of Scary Poetry and Haikus comes Literature That Should Be Banned. Just some tasty little stories cooked up in the fiercly distorted mind of yours truly. >;-)
KIELBASA!:
Polish sausage never sounded so good! Click here to get songs, CD covers, and information on the members of my band! (DISCLAIMER: Songs, CDs, and musical talent of members do not actually exist.)
RuBlackBeard:
And other alter egos. This section is beyond explanation, except that I may be on the verge of schizophrenia. The voices in my head are behind these little "personal pages."
GET SOME CULTURE!:
Click here to help reduce the number of fools in the world.
Movie Reviews:
In a world where television has taught us not to think, it's nice to know there's still someone out there that's willing to think for you. Click here to find out what I think about various movies.
Conspiracy!:
The truth is out there. Click here if you're bored with those tired old recycled "X-Files" plots they show on Fox. More articles to come in the future.
A brand new article to enlighten the masses! Read it immediately, it could save your life!
ME! Click here to learn a little more about me. Lots of recents pictures of me too.
Links:
Of course, none of these sites are as interesting as mine... But there are other cool goodies -- my web rings, my awards, you know the drill. Check it out!
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