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"AIR FOUCE ONE"
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.
Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the
farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft
was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree
line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking
hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff.
To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far
away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the
man's
tractor. "Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of
breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the President of the United States
airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting
off
his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the
morning."
"The President of the United States is DEAD?" The agent gulped in
disbelief.
"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his
work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is!"
***submitted by Jutta***
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