TRUE STORY - CARJACKING FOILED

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found four black males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required:  so get out of her car. The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

Small problem, her key wouldn't fit the ignition.  Her car was identical and parked 4 or 5 spaces farther down.  She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.  The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the  other end of the counter, where four terrified black males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman; no charges were filed.