The term:

Rules:

• Anytime Lister or Rimmer use the word Smeg(or smeghead, but not combos, ie smeg for brains ) --- TWO DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat or Krytan uses the word Smeg(same rules as above) --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime anyone(except Holly) uses a Smeg combo --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Holly uses smeg, combo or not, --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime a guest uses Smeg, combo or not --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime Lister or Rimmer insult each other --- ONE DRINK

• Anytime the Cat or Krytan insult Rimmer --- ONE DRINK

• Anytime the Cat or Krytan insult Lister --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Holly insults anyone --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime a guest insults the "RD CREW" --- FOUR DRINKS

 

• Anytime all four crew members are in the same scene --- ONE DRINK

• Anytime all the "crew" members and Holly are in the same scene --- THREE DRINKS

• Each time the words: Git, Gimboyd, goit, and such words are used --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime a guest tries to kill one of the "Crew"--- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Starbug crashes --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Starbug is in the scene --- FOUR DRINKS

• Each time Rimmer tells anyone of the "crew" he's dead --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Lister mentions Kristine Kochanski --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Kristine Kochanski is in a scene --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Kristine Kochanski & Lister are in the same scene --- FIVE DRINKS

 

• Anytime the Cat does his James Brown "woooooo" --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat looks in a mirror --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Krytan does his nervous stutter ---FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime in a scene Krytan is cleaning --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime Rimmer tells stories of his past --- TWO DRINKS

• Anytime Rimmer gives an order --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Lister slobs around on his bunk --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Lister pilots Starbug --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat pilots Starbug --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime Krytan pilots Starbug --- FIVE DRINKS

 

• Anytime Rimmer pilots Starbug --- TWELVE DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat uses his nasel scent --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat talks about his clothes --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Lister eats a vindaloo or curry --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime Rimmer is on the screen NOT as a hologram --- EIGHT DRINKS

• Anytime an other Lister/Rimmer/Krytan/Cat ( besides the main stars) are on screen --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime one or both of the scutters are on the screen --- FIVE DRINKS

• Each time one/both of the scutters are called by name --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime both scutters are on the screen together --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime any member of the "crew" has sex --- EIGHT DRINKS

 

• Anytime you catch an inconsistancy between episodes --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime the "crew" visits another planet --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime the "crew" visits a hostile planet --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime the "crew" visits a friendly planet --- ELEVEN DRINKS

• Anytime Krytan successfully lies --- SEVEN DRINKS

• Anytime Krytan can't seem to lie (ie. smee, orange) --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat & Lister are in Starbug --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Krytan & Rimmer are in Starbug --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime Lister & Rimmer are in Starbug or Blue Midgett --- FIVE DRINKS •Anytime Blue Midgett is in the scene --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat & Lister share food or drinks --- SIX DRINKS

 

• Anytime the Cat SLOBS down --- TEN DRINKS

• Anytime Lister drinks alcahol (including Beer Milkshakes) --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime any other cast member drinks alcahol --- SEVEN DRINKS

• Anytime Lister is in the lounge --- EIGHT DRINKS

• Anytime the rest of the "crew" is in the lounge --- TEN DRINKS

• Anytime Lister gets drunk --- SEVEN DRINKS

• Anytime the "crew" gets drunk --- TEN DRINKS

• Anytime Lister goes into stasis --- SEVEN DRINKS

• Anytime you see a new opening --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime there is an alternative ending (Elvis singing, etc) --- TEN DRINKS

 

• Anytime there is an alternative opening (tongue tied) --- SIXTEEN DRINKS

• Anytime Krytan 'describes sex' --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime Lister plays the guitar --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime the descussion of laundry takes place --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat does his laundry (in his own special way) --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime the subject of Rimmers neuroses takes place --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime the "crew" sits at a table to eat --- EIGHT DRINKS

• Anytime Rimmer gives one of his speaches --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime Lister eats something that most would find revolting --- THREE DRINKS 

• Anytime Krytan corrects Rimmer's when he recites the Space Core Directives --- FOUR DRINKS

 

• Anytime the Cat says one of his old cat sayings --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Lister counters the Cat with an old human saying --- THREE DRINKS Anytime Krytan goes into "lie mode" --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime Starbug fires anything (ie lasers, trash bombs) --- SEVEN DRINKS

• Anytime a scouter is launched --- TWO DRINKS

• Anytime Rimmer tells "people" other then the "crew" he's in charge --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime Rimmer tells the "crew" he's in charge --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime a Polymorph, Pseirn, a figment of listers imagination are on screen --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime the Polymorph, etc (from above) & Lister are on the screen at the same time --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime Rimmer changes his "H" (need not be in same episode, it can be between episodes) --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime Krytan shows emotion (anger, laughs, etc) --- FIVE DRINKS

 

• Any episode where only Starbug (and no Red Dwarf) is the only vessel in the entire episode --- EIGHT DRINKS

• Anytime a Spaceship blows up (even in the opening) --- TWO DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat refers to Lister as a monkey --- TWO DRINKS

• Anytime the Cat believes something stupid Lister tells him --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime Lister complaines about the vegi's --- TWO DRINKS

• Anytime Lister states he went to art college --- THREE DRINKS

• Anytime the cat doesn't understand ( Krytan: simple invert the wave from. Cat: I was with you all the way up to simply) --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime Talkin the Toaster is on screen --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime Talkie talks to anyone of the "crew"--- EIGHT DRINKS

• Anytime Talkie talks to Holly --- TEN DRINKS

 

• Anytime Talkie asks anyone of the "crew" if they want toast --- FOUR DRINKS

• Anytime Talkie asks Holly stupid questions --- TEN DRINKS

• Anytime Holly acts SMART --- SEVEN DRINKS

• Anytime Holly acts really stupid ---ONE DRINK

• Anytime Holly pulls a jape (joke) on one of the "crew" --- FIVE DRINKS

• Anytime Lister rides the Spacebike --- SIX DRINKS

• Anytime any member other then Lister rides Spacebike --- NINE DRINKS

• Anytime Spacebike is in the scene --- THREE DRINKS

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