Taoism:shit happens

Hare Krishna:shit happens

rama rama ding ding

Hinduism: this shit happened before

Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage

Zen: what is the sound of shit happening

Buddhism: when shit happens,

is it really shit?

Confucianism: Coufucius say, "Shit happens!"

7th day adventist: shit happens on Saturdays

Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder

Catholicism: if shit happens I deserve it

Jehovah's witness: knock, knock,

"Shit happens."

Unitarian: what is this shit?

Mormon: shit happens again & again & again

Judaism: why does this shit always

happen to me?

.R.A.S.T.A.farnisam: LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT!

Please don't take this too seriously. 'Cause it's made only for .R.A.S.T.A. fans!

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