Dave Alleman is trying to steal little Steve's bottle of soda pop along with having his way with him afterwards.  Steve Shank had to deal with The All-Man's wants and needs for quite a long time, before he was transferred to another section so he could get away from this large man's strange cravings for food and bondage.  One day by mistake Steve entered this isolated room to find Dave "The All-Man" waiting for him.  Mr. Shank tried to put up a fight, but Dave's weight and strength overpowered him, but he did survive the assault and all he lost was his bottle of soda and the personal freedom to sit normal for a few days.  The All-Man worked up a sweat loving Steve for almost an hour before his supervisor walked in and put an end to his dirty deeds.

(Special Note: can you tell by looking at the picture that The All-Man is excited?)

This is Dave A. Alleman, enjoying one of his favorite hobbies, eating Turkey.  He loves to eat turkey and his most special part of a turkey is the leg. ( Special note: See how small the full size turkey leg is in his hands) To the average person, Turkey legs are very big, but to him, it's like a chicken wing or something from another small bird. 

This is little Hank standing with me (Tommy Gunn) in front of our favorite book & video store.  Hank comes here to view the 25 cent peep shows, but I only come to read the wonderful literature that contains great articles and informational advice.  Dave The All-Man is already inside trying to locate a perfect gimp suit for that special friend he has back home in the basement.

This is Dave when he is upset at someone for eating his potato chips, or when he needs to leave  flatulent gas, which he does quite often.

(Special Note: See the chubby fellow in the background, he has Dave's potato chips in his hands, which is making Dave act this way and thank god it's not flatulent gas) 

This funny fellow with the thick glasses is Greg, he just stole Dave's potato chips and that is why he is upset in the picture above.  Greg likes to tease Dave all of the time and steal his food and eat it for himself.  Mr. All-Man has plans for Greg in the near future that will include bondage, a basement and a large trunk.( Example: Pulp Fiction )

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This very large and lazy fellow is named Garth E. Alleman.  He is the father of you guessed it! David "The All-Man" Alleman.  He was shopping at the Silver Spring Flea Market located in Mechanicsburg, Pa on 6/20/99.   He was looking for used men's underwear and other interesting things for him and his son.  The items he seeks are considered to be garbage by most, but to this man on three wheels, it's treasure, especially since underwear costs a fortune these days.  This day, Garth found 6 pairs of semi-used underwear with nearly zero skid marks in them for 25 cents a piece.  However, He wasn't successful in finding XXXX-Large for his little son Dave.  "Better luck next week Garth!"

Big Dave is having lunch now at one of his places of employment.   The All-Man used to have a 1/2 hour lunch but do to the amount of food he makes and carries with him, he requested an hour lunch so he would have plenty of time to eat.   As you can see, there is enough food to feed an army, but for Dave, its just lunch to him.  By the looks of what he had to eat that day, I'm sure he would of let out a few nasty back end mixtures to disturb fellow co-workers.

This is a photo of Thomas Dopp, the creator of his web page.  This photo was taken in 1979 when he was working as a Disc Jockey for a trendy Disco club called " The Groovin' Pelvis".

Dave "The All-Man" Alleman Left and  Tommy "The Gunn" Dopp (Web Master) Right.

Mr. Dopp is interviewing Dave on his Public Access channel Talk Show called "Choices". The interview occurred on February 19th 1999.  Since that time, Mr. Dopp's long running talk show was cancelled due to not having enough viewer ratings and commercial sponsors. 

This was the Halloween costume for one person in particular in Oct 98, and he attempted to take all at this party by surprise, but no one was fooled.   Can the viewers of this web site tell me who was behind the mask?  To me, along with my fellow co-workers, it was totally obvious who that man of mystery was .

This is a picture of Dave on 6/10/99, looking over this charity box full of nice sugar coated snack treats and chocolate bars.  He makes it a part of his daily duties to stop on by and go shopping , but I must add he doesn't bring any money with him when he does this.  So the money needed for charity is lost when this man helps himself.  Further steps will be taken in the future to stop this man from this evil deed!

Even Dave Alleman has enemies! This fellow here is named Dave Groceburger.   He is angry with Mr. Alleman because of an incident that took away Mr. Groceburger's pride and dignity in the dark room located at their place of employment several months ago.  Mr. Groceburger was in the dark room changing the film roll when Mr. Alleman entered and forced himself on him.  The first photo on the Top was how he used to look before this terrible incident took place.  The photo on the Bottom is how he is now and out of control.  This is a repeated event that took place in January of 99 when another fellow employee by the name of Tom Malkowicz was scared away from this place of employment.

( Special note: see the nose ring and the anger in his eyes along with his troll-like hair) 

The fellow on the left is Tom Malkowicz. He used to work with Dave and I, but The All-Man forced himself on this poor individual and made him summit to all of his commands and very special needs.  Tommy "The Gunn" Dopp on the right, wasn't amused because without Mr. Malkowicz around, Tommy couldn't keep his Evil Christmas Elf Gang together, so it was disbanded in January of 99 when Tom Malkowicz moved away to escape the wants and needs of Dave "The All-Man" Alleman.  Tommy Dopp stated that he will be missed and his memory will live on via the Internet for all to enjoy.  The woman in the middle was being initiated into The Evil Xmas Elf Gang, but because of the events that occurred she never became a member. 

This poor fellow here is named Tim, he is standing funny in this photo because Dave "The All-Man" made a move on this individual when he was in the latrine doing his business in stall number 3, which is Dave's favorite place to go and get things off his mind.  When The All-Man entered stall number 3, he discovered Tim.  After Dave became sweaty and aroused he made a very conscience decision.  With the speed and graceful movements of a Cheetah, he leaped on his prey!   Tim was not only shocked, but breathless because of the weight that was placed on him.  As Dave began to perform his business, Tim was able to kick his left leg backwards and strike Dave in his little knads. With a loud roar and grunt, Dave fell to his knees in defeat and Tim ran out of the latrine.  This incident was reported to local police and security, but nothing was done ,due to lack of evidence and witnesses.   Tim still works on the same job site as Dave "The All-Man" but either one say a word to each other over this incident, but one day I feel one of them will make a move to seek revenge on their pain and mental disturbances.

(This picture and article is in no way stating that Dave is a Homosexual, just stating the facts about an incident that was brought to the Websites attention) 

Dave having another turkey leg to satisfy his hunger, but this time, the turkey wasn't already cooked!  The All-Man went to a nearby farm and sacked himself his own Tom Turkey.  Dave moves like a snail but when it comes to catching himself some mighty fine feathered birds to digest, he does show promise when it comes to great hunting techniques.  The All-Man lays near the barn and doesn't move, which is easy for him.  Birds are known to peck around dead things because of bugs and other insects that are attracted to the smell of rotting flesh.   Dave didn't take a bath for a few weeks and the smell did attract insects, which in turn bring the farm fowl closer to his grasps.  As the fat meat covered turkey got closer, Dave's mouth began to water, then the turkey was in his reach. Suddenly with a swoop of his left arm, he captured and began feasting on his catch by ripping it to shreds, which made Dave proud.  He had one of the legs in his pocket to nibble on at work and I was able to snap a picture of him.

(Special Note: See the blood all over his face and shirt from his successful hunt earlier in the day)