*grin*

OK, here's my pic... just plain ole boring me, LOL. You can find this same pic on my pic page, along with others as I add them.... It's not much, as pictures go, so I have included a description too... or rather descriptions *grin* An honest description of the physical me, the mental me, the real life me and the online me (Wow, there's a lot of me's crowding around in here . . . I wonder where the REAL me is at??? *grin*)

OK, the physical me first:

I'm 6' 1/2" tall, weigh around 285lbs (a pudgy Amazon! LOL), have shoulder-length, dark blonde hair and wear glasses over my hazel eyes. A baby face that I'm sure I will appreciate when I get old, but for now has people thinking I ought to be in high school, is complimented rather questionably by a pug nose. Oh, yeah... did I mention that I have a lisp?? *grin*

And, now the mental me:

Hmmmmmm, where to start with this one?? I tend to be on the smarter side of the average, with the usual loss of common sense that goes with being brainy. I love puzzles, word games (crosswords being a definite exception) and mental games. Stimulate my mind and amazing things can happen. *wink*

I love music of all sorts, from Country to Rock'n'Roll, Celtic to Contemporary, Showtunes to Drinking songs. *grin* Really, I can appreciate almost all of it, rap and scream rock being two exceptions. Can't dance worth a lick, but like watching others dance. I can pick out a melody on my keyboard, but don't play much beyond that level, I just can't seem to get my hands to cooperate when I tell them to do two different things at once, LOL. I love to sing in choir, but have to have a voice to follow, I'm not good at finding my note otherwise. Oh, yes, did I mention that I'm a tenor? *grin*

I am a voracious reader, and will read just about anything. (all my HS textbooks were read within a week of the teacher banning me from having any other book in the class *giggle*) Sci-Fi/Fantasy is a main focus right now, interspersed with a liberal dose of romance. *grin* But terror and mystery books find their way into the shopping bag on occasion too, along with a bit of erotica *blush*.

I have a wonderful sense of humor, and love practical, and not so practical, jokes. (Have you figured that out yet?? *grin*)

I'm sure more stuff will be added here in time, but for now that's it! *smile*

The real life me:

*Groan* Do I have to do this one???

*sigh* My real life is rather boring, but if you must know . . . I live with my sister, and we have my four-year-old niece with us on the weekends. I work at a carwash, as a cashier. I spend a lot of time right here, in front of my computer. I don't go out much . . . not many guys around here tall enough to suit my height, LOL. (and before you send off that E-mail telling me how wonderfully tall, and what a nice sweet fellow you are, and what fun you can be . . . There are too many wackos out there . . . Until I know you really well, you won't even know my real name! So don't bother. *sweet smile*)

I do like to go shopping *grin* and having fun with my friends. I love the beach and swimming in the ocean, but will settle for a pool or the 'ole swimmin' hole LOL.... *thinking at night . . . in the dark, wearing . . . . . . WEG*! I like painting ceramics at the local shop. I like hiking and bird watching and nature stuff. I like messing around on my keyboard and my computer. Hmmmmmm . . . I guess the rest you'll have to discover on your own! *Big grin*

The Cyber Me:

*Big grin* Ahhhhhh! This is the fun part! You were perhaps wondering at the 'kitten' part of my name? I am insatiably curious, and my on-line self shows that with the remarkable ability to change forms. Into a cat, or a kitten rather . . . a sweet little thing, if I do say so myself! Complete with a cold nose to touch upon the back of your neck if I don't think you're paying proper attention to me . . . or just to stir things up a bit! (Yes there's the 'jinx' part of my name! LOL) I am lots of fun! I've been described by at least one person as 'imaginative'! *WEG*

Where do I chat you ask? Hmmmmmm, well . . . those who know me, know already, and those who don't . . . drop me an email and I might tell you . . . then again, I might not!

On-line I tend to be more out-going than the real me . . . who is really rather shy. I have lots of fun with my friends, but will readily put you in your place, should you need the reminder. *stern gaze, crumbling into a grin* But I can't stay mad for long! In fact, I'm a real pussycat on-line . . . really!!... Honestly . . . I wouldn't lie!! *wicked grin* And I don't lie on-line either, not real lies anyway . . . FNGs might be given a word out of context to mislead them (I didn't say I knew Aikido . . . I just said 'Aikido' while you were bragging that you were a black belt in Karate . . . . ) I might 'forget' where I put your favorite toy, but other than that . . . *grin* Of course that doesn't mean you can get my life story from me . . . Evasions, half-answers and out right 'I'm not telling's are frequent. (but what else would you expect from a cat! *grin*) But you'll not hear a direct lie! *picturing all the questions I'll be hearing now! LOL*

[Secretary's note: She will lie quite cheerfully about ICQ though! *wink*]

I have been known to be rather mischievous as well. I've never started a food fight, nor jumped into someone else's, but accident or not, if someone gets food into my fur, I will end the fight! (Just as soon as the food runs out!) *grin* And don't expect to finish a game of pool if I'm in kitten form. LOL

But if you can see past the games and brattiness, you might find someone rather sweet. And someday, someOne might find more . . . *soft sigh*

Well, the rest is up to you to discover . . . now go explore the rest of my Lair *smile*

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