AKA. . . Ways to Annoy Others in a Public Restroom
1) Stick your hand under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter, please?"
2) Say, "Uh oh!, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that!"
3) Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4) Say, "Hmmmm, I've never seen that color before!"
5) Drop a marble on the floor and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!!"
6) Say, "Damn this water is cold!"
7) Grunt and strain real loud for about 30 seconds, then drop a cantalope from a high place into the toilet bowl and sigh relaxingly.
8) Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9) Say, "Humus. . . . Reminds me of humus."
10) Fill up a large flask with Mt. Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Down boy!!"
11) Say, "Interesting, more sinkers than floaters."
12) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of a neighbor. Then say, "Whoops!, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13) Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now!"
14) Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!"
15) Say, "Damn! I knew that drain hole was too small! Now what am I going to do?"
16) Play a drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17) Before unrolling the toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor, visible to the adjacent stall.
18) Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19) Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under a stall and sing, "Born Free!"
Last Updated on May 8, 1999 by jinxkitten