A man and his wife are driving to the top of a tall, winding
mountain. The man, who is driving, is extremely cautious and
slow. His wife is getting impatient, so she makes a deal with
him. "For every mile you go faster, I will take off a piece of
clothing!" Agreeing to the offer, he begins to put the pedal
to the metal. In a minute, she is completely naked. The
husband is too busy looking at his wife to stay
concentrated on the road, so they drive off the edge of the
mountain. The woman is thrown from the car virtually
unharmed, while her husband is crushed under the car with
only his leg sticking out. The woman decides to place her
husband's shoe over her pussy to cover herself while she
flags down a car. As she approaches the edge of the road, a
trucker sees her and stops. The frantic woman yells, "Help
me! Help me! My husband is stuck!" The trucker then looks
at the woman's shoe and replies, "Well... if he's in that far, I
don't think I can help."
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A man and his son are walkin' down the street, when they see a big ass dog doin' the dirty with a small poodle. The son asks the father - "Daddy, what are they doing???" The man stumbles for a while, then calmly says "Why, they're making a puppy, son."
Later that evening during dinner, the wife is pressurin' the man to go 'upstairs' with her, so they do. The son goes in his room and tries to fall asleep, but there just is too much noise goin' on in the room next door. So he creeps out of bed, goes in the hallway and opens the other room. There he sees his mom layin' in the bed on her back, totally naked, and his father above her. The son asks "Daddy, whatchu doin'?" Again, the man stumbles a little and says "Why, we're makin' you a little brother or sister, son." So the boy goes, "Well, turn that bitch over, I want a puppy!"
Thanks to Paul for these funnies *skotc*
Last Updated on June 14, 1999 by jinxkitten