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Wh@t is D@ Liq?  Wouldn't U like 2 Kno... You c@n't h@ndle  D@Liq!

D@ peepz of D@ Liq!
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Munch It
Drunk It
Mix It
Gigg It
Deny It

D@ LiQ 240's Gre@test Hits
D@ LiQ 240's Secret St@sh

What is D@ LiQ?
D@ LiQ, can only be found by the most worthy...  There is not a fee... There is no Beef there...
There are lots of Refreshmentz (if you know what I mean)...
Only he who seeks solitude and relaxation can find D@ LiQ.  Yet, still, he is not worthy...
Can you pass the test?  Do you want to know what D@ LiQ is?


















much much more to come...


 Greatest Hits

  ***Sh!tt!n Up my Booty***

"Bloop Bloop" (Hot boyz Remix)
"Rock the Table" (Aaliyah Remix)
"I can't Spell" (Destiny's Child Rmx)
"I'm in Denial" (Fabulous Remix)
"Sh!tt!n up my Booty" (RKelly Remix)
"Girl Next Door" (Musiq Remix)
 



"I can't spell, I can't spell... Stop bein' a hater, write it down on paper, you know that I can spell..."


A-B-C...1-2-3...B-E-T...M-T-V...

"If I woulda knew I woulda grew up and I can't spell...
I woulda learned my A-B-C's
I woulda learned my 1-2-3's
That way they wouldn't laugh at me..."

Official LiQ Song:  Rock the Table

"Ooooh, baby I luv Yo' poke...
now let me touch your shoulder...
that's too slow.....
I believe that we can break this shit on down
I want you to Roooock the Table"
(Chorus)
Rock the Table(x3)
Break it down
Poke da Middle(x3)
OOooh my butt hurt
Change position (x3)
Rock it for me
<Inside Joke>



 

 

Official LiQ Song:  Sh!tt!n Up My Booty

"Hey Sh!tty Booty, How Ya doin?
Said your stuck on da Toilet 4 da Weekend,
Lookin 4 some Bloopin to Get into
Tell me How many Plies and I got U...

(hook)
Booty gettin old
time to drop a load
How much can a toilet hold....? (Ohhhh)

(Chorus)
This is my bloop 4 real no doubt
Said this laxative's makin my guts fall out
As I walk into the bath room
Hopin this will pass soon
I hope this don't hurt while
I'm Sh!tt!n up my booty

Sh!tt!n up my boo-hoo-ty
My boo-ho-ty
booo-o-ty
boo-o
sh!tt!n up my boo-hoo-ty
My booo-o-ty
boo-hooo-ty
Boo-hoo-ty
boga-boga-boga-boo-ty!"
 
 


 
 

Of course, U R wonderin what's in da cup...?
NOPE...it's not Milk!
It's one of Mix It's concoctions...
Is that how u spell concoction? whatever...lol

Gigg It is also Funnel It
Drunk It...can be no more than a drunk!  lol
(I showin' U Dread!)



 
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