Digital Steakhouse Hits 1000!

Ode To the Digital Steakhouse
by Dr. Skwerl (our 1000th customer)

When I go to a steakhouse,
Whether it is big or little,
When they ask how I want my steak,
I always tell them DIGITAL!

Oh, Digital Steakhouse,
How do I love thee?
If I stop to count the ways.
It could take me many days.

All my lines are horizontal.
Every cat I love to smack.
Every thing i know,
I learned from Neal G. Lineback.

I fear the SRIUIRS threat.
I've seen Good Burger 1000 times.
Even though my love will never end,
I seem to have run out of rhymes.

Yeah, that's right.
On Sunday, October 5, 1997, at 5:22 PM,
Dr. Skwerl was the Digital Steakhouse's one thousandth customer.
Thanks for your support.