Today, full-scale research has begun at the SRIUIRS research center. We have determined that the unusual radio interference is from a broadcasting source outside of our solar system. We have found that, because of the nature of the signal and the anonymity of its source, it is almost impossible to learn anything about it.
Recently, we have recieved very strange reports from grocery and convenience stores around the world. People who have curiously tuned the radio to 93.6 FM to hear the signal have suddenly become obsessed with RC Cola.
One such person said, "My mind just went totally blank and the only thing that I could think about was RC Cola. It was so strange."