The two notes which have been interfering with the radio signals for over two months have met today, approximately at a D on a standard musical scale. Using triangulation with our two undisclosed emergency research centers, we were able to determine that the very strong signal is coming from a point thousands of miles above the surface of the earth. For security reasons, we are not releasing the exact location of this point.
12:05 PM
We received a very unusual electronic message from Superior Bottling of Omaha, Nebraska. The message was as follows:
| Dear SRIUIRS: At about 12:00 today, something very unusual happened at our bottling plant. Our entire store of RC Cola (which has been under top security due to recent events) appears to have disappeared. We feel drawn, now more than ever, to fully support you in your effort to uncover the mysteries surrounding these events. We will contact you about this later. Sincerely, |
We now feel that it is safe to say that this and similar incidents are at least partially the work of a nonhuman life form. The citizens of Omaha, Nebraska should not be alarmed.